healthy eating...

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  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    someone told me today they know this bloke who worked near a farm or sumthing.. heard that nuts and seeds were healthy, used to eat loads of seeds on his breaky etc.. and in yogs .. but the farmer just handed over or whatever without checking they are all ripe .. turns out flaxseed if not ready, contain natural cyanide and fuck you up badly.. make you blind and shit and turn you into a fruitcake.. this blokes off his nut in some seedy hospital now... seeded out his frickin mind... stick to the big macs peppol
     
  2. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    for reals? i munch on packs of seeds during the day... but they is from shop so they are safes i guess. they have hemp seeds in them which i find amusing.
     
  3. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Almonds will do it too if they are bitter and introduced to water. But flaxseed is really good for you. Grind em up and they're a great source of fiber.
     
  4. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    I love sunflower seeds
     
  5. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    fuck that i recon eat chicken an shit an excercise an ur all good
     
  6. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Chicken and fish and your golden. Beef and pork not that great for you.
     
  7. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    lamb even worse ... yeh the flaxsed thins is real . google flaxseed & natural cyanide ... dangerous shiz
     
  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    did you notice how every asshole you talk to is a health and exercise expert? even the fat motherfuckers? saying shit like NEVER EAT ONION ITS REALLY BAD WELL RED ONION IS GOOD BUT NEVER EAT SILVER ONION and youll be fine. nobody says the same either, some say pasta is not allowed, some say its great and rice is not allowed etc etc. apparently the atkins diet relies on putting your liver in a state known as ketosis which is really bad for you, and most of us have angry livers already
     
  9. TongueFlap

    TongueFlap Flappin'

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    depends on how much you eat of everything.
     
  10. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Who the fuck eats seeds? What are you avian or something? :teeth:
     
  11. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    You'd need to eat a huge quantity of flaxseed for it to poison you. Hydrogen cyanide is also found in apple pips and cherry stones too.
     
  12. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    and why would you eat stones ffs you realize youll probably break your teeth doing that? do you want that? to break your teeth??? see you didnt think that one through did you
     
  13. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I like toasted Sesame Seeds on food & my mrs does a mean Pumpkin Soup using the seeds too...

    Seed wise, thats about it for my dietary requirements.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    When I was 8 I put rolled up bit of shit in with a packet of Gummy Bears and gave them to my cousin, she comes walking in with shit all over her chops, Gummy Bears in her hand, big smile on her face. My Grandad hit me over the head with the Bible for that one.
     
  15. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    you always did have the moves james.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    It's his own fault, he refused to let me be christened as a child as I was a bastard child. Without the help of the Catholic Church I've had nothing to be fearful of. It's ironic he used to hit me over the head with the bible though, dont you think?
     
  17. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    It's always the yoghurt eating jogging mother fuckers who keel over and die from a massive aneurysm at 35.

    Unsaturated fats, lager and regular memory loss is the elixir of perpetual youth.
     
  18. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    is this why i am becoming more and more immature?
     
  19. hazdaman100

    hazdaman100 Bum 'n Face

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    Sounds real good!