He just couldn't wait lol

[rob1]

I nearly forgot to post about this but when I was a Liverpool
street station on Friday night there was an old guy just
having a wank in the middle of the main bit with all the shops.
Seriously he was just standing there. What made it even
funnier was he was looking at the TV with all the train times
on it lol.
Was just wondering about everyone elses experiences of weirdoson public transport etc lol.

 

[Castel]

mans gotta wank!

 

[Blurr]

i went to the toilets at waterloo and paid 20p to use a cubicle to skin up in

anyhow, the bloke in the cubicle next to was shuffling and jangling his belt, didnt think much of it but then i could see his porn mag poking out underneath so i said

fair enough if ur a 15yo, we;ve all been there once but grown men is just a no-no!

 

[Castel]

so i said

what did u say?? hope it wasn't, "need a hand mate" lol

 

[rob1]

Ha Ha I would have cracked up so hard lol.

 

[BoudiCat]

Wasn't on public transport but some man was having a wank watching me, my mate & her mum & dad having dinner when we were on holiday once. Obviously we were eating something he liked quite a bit!

 

[Castel]

Wasn't on public transport but some man was having a wank watching me, my mate & her mum & dad having dinner when we were on holiday once. Obviously we were eating something he liked quite a bit!

he wasn't on your table was he? lol

 

[BoudiCat]

he wasn't on your table was he? lol

No, he was about 20 foot away.

 

[Blurr]

what did u say?? hope it wasn't, "need a hand mate" lol

poor editing on my behalf, i seem to have deleted half of it

i did say she's got nice tits, and he moved the magazine, didnt stop tho...

 

[Castel]

didnt stop tho...

minging.... if only you had some sort of smoke bomb avalible lol

 

[ScottyEightSix]

Saw somthin the other day about some guy trying to shag a bench in china, poor guy ended up gettin his cock stuck in the holes in the bench, an had to be cut out the next day

 

[rob1]

HaHa yeah there is one like that on Darwin awards.co.uk.
A guy put his chap in a vacume cleaner. The vacume cleaners
suction was caused by a rotatin blade. Any way im sure you
can guess what happened next lol. He had to explain to the
ambulance people what happened lol.

 

[mansell]

I've heard of a story about a bloke who decided to fuck a watermelon... He warmed it up in the microwave first, but didn't test it to see how hot it was...
He got 3rd degree burns!!

 

[savoirfaire]

I've heard of a story about a bloke who decided to fuck a watermelon... He warmed it up in the microwave first, but didn't test it to see how hot it was...
He got 3rd degree burns!!

ye i heard about that lol

 

[mansell]

ye i heard about that lol

Painful eh!

 

[Saint]

I heard a story a while back, and i cant remember where my mate sourced it from, but basically this girl decided to fuck herself with a broom stick. She put it in between two tables then held herself between them with one arm on each table. Her parents came in with a drink and in her shock she let go and the broom went through her.

Crazzzzzzy shit.

 

[Castel]

Painful eh!

thought that was a dj friction joke... didn't get it..

 

[Kibon]

I've heard of a story about a bloke who decided to fuck a watermelon... He warmed it up in the microwave first, but didn't test it to see how hot it was...
He got 3rd degree burns!!

Damnnn ! 3rd degree burns on your dick?! good simulation of a HOT PUSSY lol

 

[mansell]

thought that was a dj friction joke... didn't get it..

Huh?!?!

 

[mansell]

Damnnn ! 3rd degree burns on your dick?! good simulation of a HOT PUSSY lol

I tink that pussy was tooooo hot!