He just couldn't wait lol

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  1. robhicks1

    robhicks1 Nuts about Zoo

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    I nearly forgot to post about this but when I was a Liverpool
    street station on Friday night there was an old guy just
    having a wank in the middle of the main bit with all the shops.
    Seriously he was just standing there. What made it even
    funnier was he was looking at the TV with all the train times
    on it lol.
    Was just wondering about everyone elses experiences of weirdoson public transport etc lol.
    :jerkit:
     
  2. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    mans gotta wank!
     
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    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    i went to the toilets at waterloo and paid 20p to use a cubicle to skin up in

    anyhow, the bloke in the cubicle next to was shuffling and jangling his belt, didnt think much of it but then i could see his porn mag poking out underneath so i said

    fair enough if ur a 15yo, we;ve all been there once but grown men is just a no-no!
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    what did u say?? hope it wasn't, "need a hand mate" lol
     
  5. robhicks1

    robhicks1 Nuts about Zoo

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    Ha Ha I would have cracked up so hard lol.
     
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    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    Wasn't on public transport but some man was having a wank watching me, my mate & her mum & dad having dinner when we were on holiday once. Obviously we were eating something he liked quite a bit!
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    he wasn't on your table was he? lol
     
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    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    No, he was about 20 foot away.
     
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    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    :lol: poor editing on my behalf, i seem to have deleted half of it

    i did say she's got nice tits, and he moved the magazine, didnt stop tho...
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    minging.... if only you had some sort of smoke bomb avalible lol
     
  11. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Saw somthin the other day about some guy trying to shag a bench in china, poor guy ended up gettin his cock stuck in the holes in the bench, an had to be cut out the next day
     
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    robhicks1 Nuts about Zoo

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    HaHa yeah there is one like that on Darwin awards.co.uk.
    A guy put his chap in a vacume cleaner. The vacume cleaners
    suction was caused by a rotatin blade. Any way im sure you
    can guess what happened next lol. He had to explain to the
    ambulance people what happened lol.
     
  13. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    I've heard of a story about a bloke who decided to fuck a watermelon... He warmed it up in the microwave first, but didn't test it to see how hot it was...
    He got 3rd degree burns!!
     
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    ye i heard about that lol
     
  15. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    Painful eh!
     
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    Saint Buried Audio

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    I heard a story a while back, and i cant remember where my mate sourced it from, but basically this girl decided to fuck herself with a broom stick. She put it in between two tables then held herself between them with one arm on each table. Her parents came in with a drink and in her shock she let go and the broom went through her.

    Crazzzzzzy shit.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    thought that was a dj friction joke... didn't get it..
     
  18. Kibon

    Kibon Blaze It Down !

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    Damnnn ! 3rd degree burns on your dick?! good simulation of a HOT PUSSY lol
     
  19. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    Huh?!?! :|
     
  20. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    I tink that pussy was tooooo hot!