Having a shite in the early hours...

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  1. dnbkingz

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    that resemble the size of your own organs...














































    Very satisfying.
     
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    Sure you didn't just shit out an organ?
     
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    the only time i dont like havin a shit is when i just get out the shower and im still wet cos it makes the seat feel like its all pissy
     
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    Ive been shitting Coco Pops recently.

    Still fun.
     
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    Hahaha! Man I totally agree with that one! Not fun to take one when your wicked constipated either tho and your ripping your asshole to shreds.
     
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    i done that the other day.
     
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    Having a shite in the small hours and not realising til you wake up. Now thats not so good.
     
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    what about the day after a fiery curry? i do hate the ring sting
     
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    your talking about shit...i hope you realise that
     
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    i ripped my anus before and had to get botox injection in my ring to help it heal, now i make sure i eat more fibre so it never happens again
     
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    welcome to the suck

    ---------- Post added at 15:24 ---------- Previous post was at 15:23 ----------

    i ripped my banjoe string before...i had to goto surgery. im lucky to be alive
     
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    What'd you do? Swallow onna those septum piercings of yours and pass it? ;)
     
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    Well i'm still alive so i'm pretty sure it wasn't a major organ.

    Might have been a kidney, or my spleen.

    I can still live without them, i'm sure of it.

    Little update: My bumhole hurts

    ---------- Post added at 16:00 ---------- Previous post was at 15:58 ----------

    Well i'm still alive so i'm pretty sure it wasn't a major organ.

    Might have been a kidney, or my spleen.

    I can still live without them, i'm sure of it.

    Little update: My bumhole hurts


    Edit: not sure why i thought it needed to be posted twice...
     
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    I saw a shit in the early hours at my junior high school. Guess someone needed to drop a head-sized duke in the the locker room.
     
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    the reason i dont like taking a shit after a shower is cos im clean mate, its just not right
     
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    That too. Especially if you've been plagued with an itchy asshole lately.
     
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    should change ur forum name to dontlikecraps hawhaw.
     
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    nothing worse than this, or when you wipe and it hurts. always shit before shower never the other way round
     
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    this reminds me when i was in high school and i went into the toilets and saw that someone had shat all over the toilet seat and all inside the bowl. that was one funny shit.