have you ever shouted at a bar of choclate?

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  1. elmaruk

    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    nah, but i had a few angry words with a snickers once
     
  3. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    I once yelled "C*NT!" at a pack of skittles that split and fell all over the floor?

    Amidoinitrite?
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    dear lord. is this really what we have come too?
     
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    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    2am posting about shouting at chocolate. You'll regret that when you wake up.
     
  7. elmaruk

    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    yup

    sometimes i think maybe i should stop drinking?
     
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    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    no drink more. you need to get past the shouting at chocolate to the real shit.... midget porn.
     
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  10. elmaruk

    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    i cannot stop laughing at this
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    HELL YES BUDDY. HEY. COME ON BUDDY. never stop drinking, dont even talk like that, not even as a joke elmar. what im feeling now i cannot wait to throw it all away. i dont think i have to explain much more, she spreads her black wings. i have never raised my voice at a chocolate bar and i do not see what could merit such brutish behaviour. have you no decency. ooo i feel electric, hawwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrr mountains fall apart. and theres the phone. im off to see a guy about a thing in a place, i roll for dolo so fk all yall.
     
  12. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    Elzerk 00111100 00110011

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    That's fucking funny. Ontopic tho I go usually to my nearest store to call the chocolate bars names. Such as niggers. And ugly pieces of shit.
     
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    WOOAAAHHHH!!! Finish Klux Klan member up in da hhhaaaus!
     
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    I once had an argument with a can of Pepsi and a can of Fanta over which one was male and which one was female.... I was high on shrooms at the time though.
     
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    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    needs more detail
     
  17. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    i once had a argument with a wall thinking it was plaster board. i was wrong it was an old Victorian concrete 2 foot thick. lets just say my hand snapped two
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i shout at kinder eggs.. because their toys are shit these days. cunts.
     
  19. MAJESTIC

    MAJESTIC BishBashBosh

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    I called a cream egg a cunt once for being hard and foamy instead of soft and gooey, I then proceeded to throw it at a wall.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    u shure u weer eating chocolate :teeth: