have you ever had a bird try to finger your ass, in any way shape or form?

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  1. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    as per subject!...

    ner ner gumby, this is a new thread so i'm not cluttering up your main page :p
     
  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haha looking at the other thread i found this old chesnut

     
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  4. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    good work logikz... but i live in the sticks and where are these horny birds who take you into bogs and suck you off?

    my ex-bird got the idea in her head i liked a bit of a pokey bum action, stuck a finger (or a least tried) up there during sex and i was like aaaaahhh! it fucking hurt!
     
  5. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    there always was something fuckign twisted about the kids from that area. they all without fail had a demented streak to them, we always thought it was something in their water. it mustve been polluted by the black rock. they were all rich intelligent kids with good looks. insidiously perverse with a strong desire to see the world burn. they would play childish games like they all had to speak english all day and if you slipped you had to pull your pants down, be cut in the thigh and squat by the free way until the sun went down.
     
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    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    are yo MC Spitfire in disguise?
     
  7. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I think all birds wanna stick stuff in mens bums, just to deter us from sticking stuff in theirs.

    Its like a battle royale in my house, see who can hurt whos shitter the worst.

    I'm a big fucking man, I can take a few fingers, nar mean.

    Shes a poof, 1/2 a bell & shes crying like a schoolgirl with a skinned knee & shit.
     
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  8. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    its comments like this, that make this thread!
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    im not sure what to think about that comment. going to have to wash my hands and think about it. be back in 5.
     
  10. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    back in the school days i went out with this bird, for about 18 months and when we broke up she got with a boy called Sean Fox, eventually it got out that she enjoyed fingering his arse and he let her do it! He was then know as Shit Finger Sean Fox
     
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    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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  12. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    wtf does gumbus mean 'cluttering the main page'
    Have you seen the shit that's on the main page?

    That thread was full of win. WIN I TELLS YA!
     
  13. dizzzeejungle

    dizzzeejungle Junglist Down Under..

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    no but in highschool the first time i tried to 69er my gf i licked the wrong hole....

    good times
     
  14. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    you disgust me. analingus is not on mate.

    mine is exit only.
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    On purpose. Men do so :teeth:
     
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    dnbkingz bollocks

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  17. Busdriver

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    Bah nothing too harsh here. Shit happens... ehr i mean... forget that.
     
  18. Gumby

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    i dont mind if you make a new thread. but bumping old threads is like watching a movie re-make. we've all seen it before and its never as good the second time around.

    seriously though, bumping old threads is not something that should be encouraged. if you flood the first page with old threads, it pushes the current threads (that people have gone to the effort of making) onto the second page. dont get your knickers in a knot over it, you bumped an old thread with a full stop, its not like you had anything new to add.

    ---------- Post added at 11:05 ---------- Previous post was at 11:02 ----------

    haha! no way man. we know how good it feels and we just want to share the enjoyment lol

    you just need to relaaaaakssss...
     
  19. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    If you wern't so cool i'd start an argument with you >:|
     
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    GROUP HUG!

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