haha looking at the other thread i found this old chesnut
i was visiting a mate out in the country side when i was like 17 and he and everybody from that area were always fucking twisted. the parents were out of town so we had the house to ourselves. he had an older sister who was partying with her girlfriends in the living room and they wanted us to join them and after not long, his sister was giving me looks and told me to come into the other room. that room was busy so she took me into the toilet where she proceeded to take my pants off. she sat down on the toilet and started sucking my penis. this was pretty unexpected but nothing compared to what was to come cos all of a sudden she bunged up two fingers in my butt and i went freeeeOWWWW and pulled up my pants and scrambled out of there with a very uncomfortable feeling and a blush
there always was something fuckign twisted about the kids from that area. they all without fail had a demented streak to them, we always thought it was something in their water. it mustve been polluted by the black rock. they were all rich intelligent kids with good looks. insidiously perverse with a strong desire to see the world burn. they would play childish games like they all had to speak english all day and if you slipped you had to pull your pants down, be cut in the thigh and squat by the free way until the sun went down.
back in the school days i went out with this bird, for about 18 months and when we broke up she got with a boy called Sean Fox, eventually it got out that she enjoyed fingering his arse and he let her do it! He was then know as Shit Finger Sean Fox
i dont mind if you make a new thread. but bumping old threads is like watching a movie re-make. we've all seen it before and its never as good the second time around.
seriously though, bumping old threads is not something that should be encouraged. if you flood the first page with old threads, it pushes the current threads (that people have gone to the effort of making) onto the second page. dont get your knickers in a knot over it, you bumped an old thread with a full stop, its not like you had anything new to add.
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