Have you ever been sick in a public toilet?

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  1. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    what is the protocol there?
    do you clear it up or do you just leave it?
    they have janitors/cleaners right?
    if you clean it you are putting them out of a job, surely?
    personally i just left it. but i wasn't feeling well at the time.
    and i wouldn't have felt sick if it wasn't for all the poo on the walls.
    so it's their fault. they should keep up to date.
    gives a new meaning to serious back log.
    and anyone who writes keith with their poo is serious with there back log in my book.
    unless their name is kevin, which would be cunning if police recognise your handwriting
    i suppose.




    also tits.

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  2. Rusket

    Rusket Mix an blend

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    how high are you exactly?
     
  3. d-low

    d-low I know you got soul

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    varying factors.

    How drunk am I?

    What kind of night am I at?

    Whats the sperm count in my average purge, per square cm?
     
  4. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    did you open the lid sirus?

    surely a simple flush will suffice
     
  5. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    I vomit in public places at least a few times a week. Timing aim and stomach contents are three things you want to keep in mind, itsunami also wise to carry some sports drink to rinse mouth. Should you be so lucky as to find yourself in a public restroom i think you get pretty much carte blanche, they have staff for that. Jumping out a packed bus at a random stop to projectile vomit is pretty suck but i found a brown hoodie with a zipper which i actually already had in grey so i think there is so thing to be said for that.
     
  6. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    If i'm in public i just vom wherever i stand. I once vommed on a birds back, we've been out quite a few times since.
     
  7. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Im the king of the tactical chunder.. I have puked a cheese board whilst running down the road before.
     
  8. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    me and my brother a renowned for tactical chunder, anywhere. the middle of conversations, without even being noticed. when i got this girls back she didnt even see me, nor did anyone else in the busy pub. it was only after i'd announced to one of her friends, unknowingly of course, that i'd projectile vommed all over some girls back that she found out it was me.
     
  9. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    good work that man! its funny when you can almost control it! u get the saliva in your mouth and that is time to make way to nearest descrete corner/toilet! i have indeed tried holding it for too long and ended up sparying a whole dancefloor through my hands!
     
  10. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    i was sick in a german service station toilet once.
    i was really hungover and i needed to get it out of my system so i didnt feel like shit on the continueing journey.

    german service stations are really clean though because they charge to use the toilets
     
  11. Norwax

    Norwax Well-Known Member

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    I keep looking at the tits, can't read 3 words without looking at them. I will come back later and try again.
     
  12. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    tony, rob, i tip my hat in your genral direction. i nearly barf from just thinking about barfing. this thread almost made me barf on the way to the bus today. in fact i barf all the time. is that normal?
     
  13. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    yes this is good, barfing when drunk = more room for alcohol + fresh bresh + ultimate man points.
     
  14. bigbeatpete

    bigbeatpete New Member

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    I barfed over a girl at school once. She had to wear her pe kit for the remainder of the day. I also barfed over some big dude at a dreamscape, he wasn't happy?

    As for barfing in public loos! Leave it. I'm sure George Michael would tell you there's worse goes on.

    Bottom line, if you gotta chunder you gotta chunder.
     
  15. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    are you sure, i dont know about this. last i checked you werent that good a doctor. i get paranoid sometimes about having ruined my asophagus and thats why i barf all the time. or something along those lines, i commas are shit anyway.
     
  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    tarquin? is that you?
     
  17. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Trust me Karl, being sick makes you nothing but a LAD. Next time your stomach is rejecting the bile within. Just think.. 'FUCK IM COOL'
     
  18. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Being sick, in general, is for winners.

    The more blates is totes better.

    At a dnb.

    For the proverbial.
     
  19. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    I was sick in the British Consulate building in Sydney a few years ago. Hungover as fuck.

    Didn't clean.
     
  20. johneysvk

    johneysvk tnuc

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    i was sick in public only two times
    once it was into the corner in a club and the other time on the road from the sidewalk (apparently when i was lying down)

    i was wearing the same hoodie though and it took quite a good bit of it, seems like it's vom-magnetic or something.