have u had sex today

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  1. the_voice

    the_voice Active Member

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    have u had sex today yes or no ????
    virgins just post hmmmmmmmmmm
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i almost got laid with my left hand today but they got shy at the last min
     
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  3. RUSSLA

    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    I don't even wana try remember how long it's been.... :cry:
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    Shirley they have ladies in the ol classified sexshun?
     
  5. RUSSLA

    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    I have browsed, its been considered. Cheaper than dating an actual broad.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    go for it bro.

    what have u got to lose?
     
  7. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    I can't find the button Ark :mad:
     
  9. RUSSLA

    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    couldn't do it i don't recon, havent paid for it so far... well
     
  10. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Sure is loser mods in here........




    :korf:
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    sam the dnb man Variation

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  13. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Let me tell you about the time I lost my virginity. Oh we were so young and in love. We were, passionate, and so full of lust we went into her mother's field to go make love. First, it was slow, and then we became more aggressive. Until her mother showed up with the police. With my pants about two yards away, the police officer ask her mother. Is this your daughter? She replied baaaaaaaa.




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  14. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    :feelsgood:
     
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    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    I've already banged enough hookers, i.e ex girlfs
     
  16. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Apparently yes i have. My wife had a dream that I cheated on her with her best friend last night so I've banged a hole today.
     
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    no, and i wont be having sex in a long time cuz me and my girlf broke up a few weeks ago and i cant talk to girls anymore. You know how ralph wiggum talks to lisa in the simpsons, yeah its like that
     
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    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    stay strong bro, purchase a fleshlight. make sure its a bum hole one for extra win, truss
     
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    yup, wedding anniversary and wify and I have the day off. Got pounced on before I even woke up :)
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    funny cos i can't wait to break up with my g/f.

    not that guilt was ever a problem.

    :teeth:
     
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