Discussion in 'Waffle' started by the_voice, May 27, 2015.
have u had sex today yes or no ????
virgins just post hmmmmmmmmmm
i almost got laid with my left hand today but they got shy at the last min
I don't even wana try remember how long it's been....
Shirley they have ladies in the ol classified sexshun?
I have browsed, its been considered. Cheaper than dating an actual broad.
go for it bro.
what have u got to lose?
@$marty @logikz @Teddy
Can we swap "Active" for "Throbbing" ???
Without trying to sound like Karl
I can't find the button Ark
couldn't do it i don't recon, havent paid for it so far... well
Sure is loser mods in here........
Do you like owls?
Let me tell you about the time I lost my virginity. Oh we were so young and in love. We were, passionate, and so full of lust we went into her mother's field to go make love. First, it was slow, and then we became more aggressive. Until her mother showed up with the police. With my pants about two yards away, the police officer ask her mother. Is this your daughter? She replied baaaaaaaa.
This joke is better when not written.
I've already banged enough hookers, i.e ex girlfs
Apparently yes i have. My wife had a dream that I cheated on her with her best friend last night so I've banged a hole today.
no, and i wont be having sex in a long time cuz me and my girlf broke up a few weeks ago and i cant talk to girls anymore. You know how ralph wiggum talks to lisa in the simpsons, yeah its like that
stay strong bro, purchase a fleshlight. make sure its a bum hole one for extra win, truss
yup, wedding anniversary and wify and I have the day off. Got pounced on before I even woke up
funny cos i can't wait to break up with my g/f.
not that guilt was ever a problem.
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