Hate House - But need to learn to Love it

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    -ROOPS- New Member

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    Hi Everyone,

    I'm from NZ and I love drum and bass but will soon be travelling in europe, amongst other places, where I understand clubs play alot of house music.

    At the moment i dont mind a bit of disclosure but I would love to know some good artists or tracks that you guys like.

    I really do want to like house music but just don't know where to start and can't be bothered trudging through hours of shitty house music when you guys can just cherry pick me your best tunes!

    Thanks alot
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    You're in the right place Roops old pal, we FUCKING love House Music here (ask @Brex ), but we're not your slaves... We don't pick out good tunes for you, like some gay ass personal shopping assistant!

    No sir...

    You must give us something first.

    A story, or maybe some pics of your nob?
     
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    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    the is only one way to enjoy house . . . .. . . . . TAKE LOTS AND LOTS OF KETAMINE!!!!
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Or Crack...

    Bone is always good with some Crack House...

    (Better start coughing up some winkey jpg's @-ROOPS- )

     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    what you need is dub techno, or some melodic minimal techno, that is the best house.

    also the house dance, always remember the house dance, it goes arm cross, arm un-cross, in rhythm to the beat, w/hip thrust. so hip thrust - bunch up your firsts, cross arms over groin, hip thrust - un-cross arms to a welcoming embrace kind of pose, keep fists bunched, repeat. with time you are going to be able to swing from side to side as you thrust, and be able to cross lower/higher depending on where in the tune you are.
     
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    Thanks guy keep 'em coming!

    Cheers for your tune @Moskit , I actually really like it!

    as promised here is a nob jpg

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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    No no Roops, you seem to have mis-understood... What we're actually looking for here & by we, I mean @SteveR94 (he is the official dnbforum penii picture curator here), is specifically a picture of your own personal penis & more importantly the glans... That throbby/smelly bit at the end, the nugget of joy as it were old boy!

     
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    SteveR94 RECORDING OMG STRONGLY

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    He's wrong, I love me some doorknobs, not nob nobs. Tell me, what's the best doorknob I could get for a door like this to really bring out a vintage feel to the door?
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    Hi @SteveR94 , I can in fact provide an answer to that excellent question, however, I need one top quality house banger in exchange
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I LIKE THE VEINS
     
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    SteveR94 RECORDING OMG STRONGLY

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    I'm not one for house bangers that much, but I can give you this (if you can call it house)
     
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    SteveR94 RECORDING OMG STRONGLY

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    Now give me my doorknob. :teeth:
     
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    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    don't know if this is house, sounds like house, but is a banger!

     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    maloneys could answer this in a heartbeat. youll have to wait ten days for maloneys to come back from Cyprus, he will sort you out good and proper, he will.
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Alot of nobs, I see. A-fucking-lot. Alot.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    do you hav any hau5?

    DO YOU EVEN HAS? fuck off


    wheres that tennis player.. he'll know... @John Smackenroe sort us out bruv



    also


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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    john smackenroe said to give you this, don't know why, but he said it was important
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    thats not even hau5
     
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    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    SMACKENROE KNOWS HIS RIDDIMS, AND HIS HERONS, SAW HIM ON THE SIDE OF AEGON CHAMPIONSHIPS REPPING SHIT HHHAAAAAAAARRRRRDDDD, SMACKED UP MURRAYS MUM CAUSE SHE DIDN'T SWALLOW, really nice guy that smackenroe!