HAS ANYONE HERE EVER BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Radius, Feb 7, 2010.

  1. Radius

    Radius Waiting for the hammer to fall

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    YOu know what I mean, not kidnapped by forgein nationals..but the little grey ones ?
     
  2. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    i thought i had been once, but it turned out they were couple of geordie guys who werent happy about my deals. the sex was good tho. cant complain.
     
  3. Catsel

    Catsel Well☣Known Dismember

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    yea!! they were all called Ted & Alvin. n kept tellin me to 'hold tight'

    don't remember the ass raping.... :teeth:
     
  4. Radius

    Radius Waiting for the hammer to fall

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    My Grandad was Polish, does that count ?
     
  5. Catsel

    Catsel Well☣Known Dismember

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    My Grandad was Polish :teeth:
     
  6. Radius

    Radius Waiting for the hammer to fall

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  7. Radius

    Radius Waiting for the hammer to fall

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    BTW that read GREY men not GAY MEN. FYI
     
  8. poohoodahoodoo

    poohoodahoodoo Member

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    this only happens to drunk rednex who shoot at the moon
     
  9. ilovelondon

    ilovelondon Call me Jens.

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    anal probe ftw!

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  10. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    i have never been taken away by aliens, although Moskit has tried to anal probe me :teeth:
     
  11. Radius

    Radius Waiting for the hammer to fall

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    Ah camman at least one of you lot must know a real alien
     
  12. DeeGun

    DeeGun DeegBerg

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    There is footage bout an alien ecdysis in the big brother containerz

     
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  13. MARLZTAH

    MARLZTAH ++DuB PrOFesSoR++

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    no.... im just here becuase i typed anal in the search bar
     
  14. Junglist_007

    Junglist_007 learning difficulties

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    My family are aliens. This is family picture sunday roast.
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  15. ilovelondon

    ilovelondon Call me Jens.

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    wtf is that? German?
     
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  16. DeeGun

    DeeGun DeegBerg

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    Kind of..that guy (he did porn aswell :lol: ) is from saxony.They are Germany´s aliens..nobody understands their fuckin language :lol:
     
  17. dnb in ya face

    dnb in ya face Loud and Dirrrty

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    only if your insane in the membrane
     
  18. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Lies.

    I skullfucked you to orgasm, you came because I fucked your mouth, you filthy fucking queer.
     
  19. ilovelondon

    ilovelondon Call me Jens.

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    good to know (y) :D
     
  20. WACKDOSE

    WACKDOSE LAFFYTAFFY

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    I AM A FUCKING ALIEN.