Has anyone ever broken their banjo string shagging ?

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  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Well ? have u ( All except Voice cos you have broken urs in a bottom )
     
  2. the_voice

    the_voice Active Member

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    yes !!!
     
  3. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    i tried to play the banjo whilst humping it didnt work out, barre chords are a fucker whilst you got tits flapping in your face
     
  4. Black Homo

    Black Homo Active Member

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    Many but never my own
     
  5. hankevans83

    hankevans83 jump up production!!

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    welll...... hmmmmmm no second thoughts better not :)
     
  6. justin_credible

    justin_credible Lurker

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    Npt personally although it happened to a mate. Not pleasant!
     
  7. hankevans83

    hankevans83 jump up production!!

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    how do you know it wasnt pleasent if it happend to ya mate???:D:D




    you wernt envolved were u :D:D
     
  8. Lunos

    Lunos Active Member

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    no but ive broken a girls sugar bowl, does that count
     
  9. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    nah but my mates broke his a few times shaggin an few times wankin lol
     
  10. Original Nuttah

    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

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    how can u manage that? he must perposely pull lol
     
  11. Welsh Junglist

    Welsh Junglist AKA Faqade

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    That's what I was thinking, violent strokes going on there like haha.
     
  12. Original Nuttah

    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

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    would have to tug hard that it hurts.. wtf u wanna do that for :confused:
     
  13. DJOctane

    DJOctane Planetdnblive.co.uk

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    lol at the "Learn to play the banjo" advert at the bottom of this page

    Never fully snapped it, have mildly damaged it before though lol!
     
  14. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    details plz
     
  15. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Yeah I have, funny story now although it most certainly wasn't at the time..
     
  16. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    don't usually play banjo while i have sex, well sometimes when i'm alone...
     
  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    do you have sex alone or other
     
  18. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    well i dont play banjo so good so alone yes
     
  19. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    mybanjo string is still nicely intact !
     
  20. Fratanize

    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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    i was shagging a girl on her bedroom floor once. my head knocked into her bedside cabinet and a loaded ashtray fell all over the back of my head and in her face. Thought, 'can we carry on?' simply no.
    Made a lot worse by me being a non smoker.
    I wont go into why i have secured the nick name "REDBEARD"

    no to the banjo tho