Has anyone been wanked by aliens

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Radius, May 31, 2009.

  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    I think that coveres every angle of wanking , right ?
     
  2. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    HAHAHAHA yeah, we got it all on lock down now, everybodies wanking tastes have been coverd!


    back on subject corse

    ET gave me a hand job once, then he stuck that light-up finger straight up my ass, i came straight away.....
     
  3. chanty

    chanty Active Member

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    been wanked off by a somalion?
     
  4. Dj Mark Track

    Dj Mark Track www.NakedBeatz.com

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    When I was in Prague I did loads of dodgy "bean's" and got noshed off by Bigfoot from Bigfoot and the henderson's, does this count??
     
  5. Goaty

    Goaty INTAGOATY STYLE RUN WILD

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    Well that is pretty out there ...for sure
     
  6. chanty

    chanty Active Member

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    blatanly tugged off a goat
     
  7. Goaty

    Goaty INTAGOATY STYLE RUN WILD

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    What u know about goat Tuggin ..starting to Wonder about u...
     
  8. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    My ex is the nearest and to be honest pretty closet i'd be gettin here : )
     
  9. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    sure why not! [​IMG]

    alf gave me a hand shandy! i just pretended to be asleep!
     
  10. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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  11. Dj Mark Track

    Dj Mark Track www.NakedBeatz.com

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    I'm pretty sure one of my mates was done up the "scooter" by Jar Jar Binks while doin' a microdot in Amsterdam a couple of years ago.....
     
  12. BassLion

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    if you mean the birds that you get with when your mash up then yeh
     
  13. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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  15. Junglist_007

    Junglist_007 learning difficulties

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    I once wanked of alien, who looked like Matt Damon.