hard to get a job

Kenneth4Eva

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hard to get a fucking job isn't it. its doing my nut in.
cant apply for bar work because you need experience
cant apply for waiting. no experience
cant apply for a shitty shop job because they want woman and people under 18.
cant apply for a call center because i have no proof of my sales from the last time i worked in a call center. and its all full time positions they are offering.
cant apply for KP just full time work being offered
i cant even get a job as a room attendant because i haven't the experience to tidy a room..
its a fucking joke
 

MAJESTIC

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Im in the same boat mate.

I gambling the money i do have on poker, its going ok atm up $400 this week but i wouldn't suggest doing that, can all go tits up.
 

Kenneth4Eva

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i'm at college but at the moment. i have to survive of £15 a week. i just want a fucking job!
 

mr meh

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plenty of ways to make money without some shitty job

just gotta use your imagination.....
 

Kenneth4Eva

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my mate told me of one of his friends that walked out of his flat stood in the middle of the street and shouted "GIVE ME A JOB!!" luckily for him this guy walked out of a shop and gave him one. jammy cunt
 

Kenneth4Eva

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could always apply for medical experimentation. could get up to £1000 for just letting them inject me and see if i come out ok. the funny thing is im not joking im seriously thinking about doing it
 

hyperd4eva

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just get a commercial sales job.. there always in the papers.. youll find one.. just dont give up
 

Sammy_Dodger

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hard to get a fucking job isn't it. its doing my nut in.
cant apply for bar work because you need experience
cant apply for waiting. no experience
cant apply for a shitty shop job because they want woman and people under 18.
cant apply for a call center because i have no proof of my sales from the last time i worked in a call center. and its all full time positions they are offering.
cant apply for KP just full time work being offered
i cant even get a job as a room attendant because i haven't the experience to tidy a room..
its a fucking joke
have you never heard of blagging?

No-ones cv is a true representation of their true skills...
 

rob_del_terror

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yeah man. joke. i applied for 13 jobs in a day a few weeks back, i applied for everything and everything that i could, regardless. just out of sheer frustration. got an email back from 1 job, 1 fucking job. the email said that they'd had an overwhelming number of aplicants and that if i heard nothing more then i'd been unsuccessful.

never been this bad before. it has kicked me up the arse to start my own business though. take a positive from teh negative.
 

MARKLAR

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what i never understood is u need experience to work in a bar or watever but how are you sposed to get experience if u need it to work there in the first place
 

rob_del_terror

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thats where lying comes in handy. i lied to get a bar job, said i did bits of bar work when i was a hotel porter.
 

herojuana

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could always apply for medical experimentation. could get up to £1000 for just letting them inject me and see if i come out ok. the funny thing is im not joking im seriously thinking about doing it
I applied for this in the summer


Apparently i drink too much :(

for a fucking Scottish trial as well... man that was a sad day
 

ThePapa

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Hate to say it but if you're still out of a job in six months time move to London pal...



Having said that in a couple of years time there's a very good chance you'll have forgotten all the stress and heartache of being jobless we3vil :2thumbs:
 

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I feel ya mate, last week I was forced to resign (long story) and there really is fuck all out there, especially if you've got an unspent conviction on your record which you have to declare.

I've started my own tech support & laptop repair service which is going alright but I miss the security and guaranteed dollar of a proper job. Need to have some legit funds going in the bank though so I'm taking a massive step down and shotting pizza in the evenings. Feels like my life isn't going anywhere until I get qualified....

Fuck me sometimes I wish I'd just gone to university and studied like a good boy.
 
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