hard to get a job

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Kenneth4Eva, Feb 11, 2011.

  1. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    hard to get a fucking job isn't it. its doing my nut in.
    cant apply for bar work because you need experience
    cant apply for waiting. no experience
    cant apply for a shitty shop job because they want woman and people under 18.
    cant apply for a call center because i have no proof of my sales from the last time i worked in a call center. and its all full time positions they are offering.
    cant apply for KP just full time work being offered
    i cant even get a job as a room attendant because i haven't the experience to tidy a room..
    its a fucking joke
     
  2. MAJESTIC

    MAJESTIC BishBashBosh

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    Im in the same boat mate.

    I gambling the money i do have on poker, its going ok atm up $400 this week but i wouldn't suggest doing that, can all go tits up.
     
  3. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    i'm at college but at the moment. i have to survive of £15 a week. i just want a fucking job!
     
  4. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    Try finding one in South London. Any where.
     
  5. mr meh

    mr meh Well-Known Member

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    plenty of ways to make money without some shitty job

    just gotta use your imagination.....
     
  6. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    my mate told me of one of his friends that walked out of his flat stood in the middle of the street and shouted "GIVE ME A JOB!!" luckily for him this guy walked out of a shop and gave him one. jammy cunt
     
  7. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    selling my tiny asshole to beastly old men? i don't think so
     
  8. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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  9. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    kurby hoovers for the win!
     
  10. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    could always apply for medical experimentation. could get up to £1000 for just letting them inject me and see if i come out ok. the funny thing is im not joking im seriously thinking about doing it
     
  11. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    just get a commercial sales job.. there always in the papers.. youll find one.. just dont give up
     
  12. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    have you never heard of blagging?

    No-ones cv is a true representation of their true skills...
     
  13. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Are you chinese or part chinese?

    KFC would be ideal for you then.
     
  14. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    yeah man. joke. i applied for 13 jobs in a day a few weeks back, i applied for everything and everything that i could, regardless. just out of sheer frustration. got an email back from 1 job, 1 fucking job. the email said that they'd had an overwhelming number of aplicants and that if i heard nothing more then i'd been unsuccessful.

    never been this bad before. it has kicked me up the arse to start my own business though. take a positive from teh negative.
     
  15. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    what i never understood is u need experience to work in a bar or watever but how are you sposed to get experience if u need it to work there in the first place
     
  16. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    thats where lying comes in handy. i lied to get a bar job, said i did bits of bar work when i was a hotel porter.
     
  17. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    I applied for this in the summer


    Apparently i drink too much :(

    for a fucking Scottish trial as well... man that was a sad day
     
  18. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Hate to say it but if you're still out of a job in six months time move to London pal...



    Having said that in a couple of years time there's a very good chance you'll have forgotten all the stress and heartache of being jobless we3vil :2thumbs:
     
  19. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    I feel ya mate, last week I was forced to resign (long story) and there really is fuck all out there, especially if you've got an unspent conviction on your record which you have to declare.

    I've started my own tech support & laptop repair service which is going alright but I miss the security and guaranteed dollar of a proper job. Need to have some legit funds going in the bank though so I'm taking a massive step down and shotting pizza in the evenings. Feels like my life isn't going anywhere until I get qualified....

    Fuck me sometimes I wish I'd just gone to university and studied like a good boy.
     
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  20. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    offer to voulenteer for a few weeks.