happy new year from amsterdam!!!!

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we had the most amazing time ever. newyears eve was at a FUCKED up rave with all of us totally off the charts. next day we all pretty much felt like plane crash survivors. you got to love amsterdam, at some point in my life im going to have to live there.
 

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we had the most amazing time ever. newyears eve was at a FUCKED up rave with all of us totally off the charts. next day we all pretty much felt like plane crash survivors. you got to love amsterdam, at some point in my life im going to have to live there.
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I think he may have gone past the point of being saved..
 

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Hey is anybody compelled to smell their own piss?

You know like you gotta look at how much poo is on the bog paper to see if you need to carru on wiping kind of things...

Only the piss smelling doesn't really serve an actual purpose other than to kind of think oh i'd better lay off the booze a bit my piss smells like a tramps neck.l?
 

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yeah i need a priest at this point, there isnt a doctor in the world that can cure my disease. which is really just aids.
 

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so whilst youre miraculously free of one, youre chock full of the other. thats not very comforting. wonder which ones worse though hey?
 

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Hey I'm with a cat called misty, it's a boy cat but they thought it was a girl cat and called it missy. I call him fisty tho. Fisty loves me
 

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i went to go see the upbeats last night, only to find out they are playin next month on a different day..

so i trawled around the many earthquake ridden strip clubs instead (y)

oh what a night..
 

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yeah mulla!! how vintage is that. large up fisty dans. and whats earthquakey about the strip joints michael?
so i cant sleep. hey is the rustle of tin foil (wine bag-in-box is tinfoiley and crackles like fuck) clearly audiable through walls? its not though, is it. its bass that penetrates walls, higher frequencies doesnt penetrate like that, right
 

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wow this thread is from 2002.

you must be well old karl :teeth:

oh your talking to me.. the city center is all smashed up.

nice clean strip joint next to broken down rubble building. prob a brothel.
 
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oh dear me michael, am i old??? im the oldest on here. im the eldest of all. im eldricht. you get me d¤#khead. so you might wonder how it was that i spent a few days at mildreds house recently. considering how mind boggglingly young he is (you probably dont, the thought probably didnt and wouldnt cross your mind, not in a million years. i realize this. but i have no intention of not blabbering on about whatever im gargling about this time). glad you asked, and i have prepared a reply, which reads thusly and should give an insight into realitty of what you couldnt rrealize before. so mildred is very tall, listens to some very respectable music, operates under a compassionate but utterly defunct moral compass, is showing surprisingly clear signs of self destruction, possibly due to the early ravages of mental illness, which in good student tradition means hes well educated, but incapable of cooking and cleaning, so all in all, your standard late twenty-something dutchman. its a curious breed, quite rational but lacking direction at the same time. and all the dutchfags ive known are pretty much like that. give or take. so that was lucky, and granted i had met old mildreds before, on our trip to the void, which was weird on a tromaville toxic avenger t like level. you do know troma and toxic avenger i take it micahel. and i dont know who im talking to most of the time, im starting to think i should use the quote function.
but then i realized thats only part of why i endured haning out with kids half my age for that long. for the most part, i enjoy being drunk and poking stuff with a stick, i also like swinging it. see long as i get to do that, im pretty much ok. be shouty and go ninja swing at stuff round the park or in the house, then i could be surrounded mexican amputees or a school of midgevs or a buss full of burn victims, long as im perma drunk with super awesome jangel music your dad wanks
 

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i fort u liked him cos he was jailbait.

your looking great for 70 tho karl i must say. its the cool hair cut and lip ring that do it.
 
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