Happy Birthday Grrrrits!

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  1. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY BIG MAN ON CAMPUS!

    i will be getting you a black sedan, two cheap hookers and a mexican, bumping white lines drinking warm coors light!
     
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  2. Dannyboy93

    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    happy birthday grits, have a good one mang!
     
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  3. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Happy lakrits and appelstroop day.
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    Happy bday G. Have a good one.
     
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  5. Reactor Grits

    Reactor Grits lick a shot

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    Thanks guys. 47 is very respectable age I must say, and I can still hold up my poop. That is if I don't see Russell Crowe onscreen.
     
  6. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    many happy birthings :)
     
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  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    Y all goat mouth mammy motherfuckers best big up hansicle or Dorothy will be voted out of texas and onto 4 hat yellow brick road in a matter of urgency and fecal
     
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    SIRUS 変なひと

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    there was this one time in a field when i was drunk acided. i was sat there thinking i wasn't peeing but i was. then this air submarine
    suddenly turned from invisble to uninvisible, right there, bang, in front of me. i was like 'woah'. hatch opened and a duck went 'woah'
    i was like 'woah, duck'. he was like 'shit just got real, how do you know what i'm saying'. i said 'it's probably some like universal brain stuff'.
    he was all 'totally get that, sounds legit'. for a time we were best of friends. we danced. we sang. we paddled in rivers eating bread thrown from morons.
    yet one day when i awoke he was gone. like a giant timetravel slug, that can morph into anything for best of reasons unbeknownst to anyone. a stealth like jesus duck slug that just does what is needed no question for anything and none asked or nothing. i have no reason to suspect you are anything but similar or possibly even more,so i wish you enormous birthdayness.

    blessed by thi whatever and that. and maybe more so.
     
  9. Reactor Grits

    Reactor Grits lick a shot

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    That was beautiful Sirus sir, I am moved! Would make a great movie as well.
     
  10. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Happy "dropping out of your mother's vagina day", Grits! Have a good one, mate.
     
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  11. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    HOLY. FKING SHIT. sirus, that was... incredible. you tell it with such purpouse. id vote for you. selassie know, id vote for you.
     
  12. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Happy birthday playa playa.
    Hope you had a good one
     
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