hangover cures..

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  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    can't believe its taken me so many years.. woke up this morning feeling fucking rank.. proper ruff.. had a cheeky snifter and been fine since...

    also.. bacon sammie.
     
  2. RUSSLA

    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    Amateur, i thought everyone knew this.. Hair of the dog, for ya schnozz
     
  3. Dannyboy93

    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    yeah a good old livener will sort you out on a hangover, 30mg codeine gets you fixed pretty quick as well, also a ncie strength tab would help you through the day, basically anything that gets you wasted again!!

    oh and thos new aloe vera drinks and those monster coffees, they sort you out
     
  4. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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  5. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    1. look you numbnuts i went to work in a leather jacket, and i didnt wear it back, SO NO WONDR I COULDNT FIND MY DAMN KYS. so, you know. i been lockd out. sat outside my own door for 1.5 hours, and IT WASNT sO YOU cOULD noob-post about jerk-balls neither, i suffrd for your sins, and i wont have you making a mockry of the scripture
    the only hangover cure is this:
    diazepam and opiates
    alcohol, the stronger but smoother mixed the better (as in cocktails, bloody mary in particular, but be creative, ave fun with it, i am particularly partial to red wine)
    fatty foods, pizza, burgrs, pasta, a big old greasy meal
    shower, bath if possible

    pass out in front of cartoons, sharing harpoons, in your room with david and stephan
     
  6. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    the best cure for hangover is drinking again.
     
  7. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Its all bollocks.

    If you wanna sober up, water, fuck loads of water with electrolytes added.

    If you want to postpone yout hangover, drink more alcohol.

    If you want to ease the symptoms take cocaine & codeine, but then run the risk of being a spangly zombie.
     
  8. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    nandos, sex, lucozade, snack, sex, snack, milkshake, in that order..
     
  9. RUSSLA

    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    sex with a hangover. nahhh
     
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    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    The best hangover cure is a rampant rabbit in the ANOUS!
     
  11. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    what!!? i can only imagine the lack of meat is turning you into some sort of bender!? Hangover sex is the fucking one!!
     
  12. RUSSLA

    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    I honestly can't think of anything worse but tbf I haven't had a drink in almost a year..
     
  13. Dannyboy93

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    yeah, being rammed by a rwandan war lord is not the best way to get over a hangover :teeth:

    IMO sex is a bit to active for me on a hangover, wouldn't mind getting a BJ though, that would work nicely!
     
  14. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    obviously you have to nurse your way through the initial part of the hangover with food! jesus guys!!
     
  15. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    copious amounts of water. couple neurofen. bit of ganja. masturbate.
     
  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    sad dad just recently completely domesticated and just doesnt have it any more
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    ahahahahaha sad dad
     
  19. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haha i knowwwwwwwwwwww right

    also @Moskit

    u
     
  20. Reactor Grits

    Reactor Grits lick a shot

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    1. Peppermint oil pill
    2. Take a dump
    3. Have a schnitzel

    Trust