Hangover cures

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  1. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    I have none and am hung over. Im sure you fine gentlemen will be able to share some tips?
     
  2. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    a jog
    a shower
    dropping a choccy otter aka releasing a hostage
    lucozade from the shop and a bacon butty
    one heaped tablespoon of glucose and 2 pints of water
    1000mg vitamin C
    sit on the comp in a hoody, with the hood up , listening to tunes untill 3pm ... 3pm being the magic time when hangovers subside .. usually around 12 hours afer you stopped drinkn
    if you got a mrs, get her to cook a fry up , give you a blow job , then have a hot bath ... buy your self something on ebay aswell.

    order dominos pizza , they deliver in the morning / day
     
  3. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    Cucumber. just gnaw on a cucumber man, that shit is good.

    more alcohol often is the only solution
     
  4. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    oh yea of course ... a shot of Jack Daniels .. or whatever spirit you was drinkin lastnight . althougt ive tried hair of the dog before and felt worse, maybe i didnt have enough .. down a large glass of wine maybe.
     
  5. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    irn bru and a banana
     
  6. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    depending on the type of hangover... i have 3 main life savers

    more beer
    lucozade
    kfc crushem

    in time you will learn wich cure is appropriate for which hangover!
     
  7. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    mcdonalds milkshake, fried food and a splif then a nap on the sofa watching family guy re runs
     
  8. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I usually find growing up a bit helps.
     
  9. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    I actually went to macdonalds at 9.15am, those fuckheads wouldn't give me a happy meal because it was breakfast menu only time....

    ---------- Post added at 12:45 ---------- Previous post was at 12:43 ----------

    I have a while longer before I need to start worrying about that :D
     
  10. chanty

    chanty Active Member

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    eat fruit and drink water/tea/coffee. hair of the dog. wank/blower.
     
  11. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    I tried that shit once.really didn't like it.
    Chicken kebab, a spliff, if that settles try a few queit beers in a nice olde english public house
     
  12. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Yeah, its long... :D

    But really & truly, hair of the dog, I had the worst hangovcer i've had in about 5 years yesterday though... Throwing up till about 10pm from around 7.30am when I woke up, honestly felt like crying at a couple of points lol.

    Once i'd managed to keep some Lemonade down, 2 shots of Wray & Neph with Lime fixed me up quick sharp.

    My kidneys are screaming today though :(
     
  13. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    spliffs spliffs spliffs
     
  14. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Burn yourself a piece of toast and force yorself to eat it. Then smoke some weed.
     
  15. DJrsa

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    Irn Bru & weed!
     
  16. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    Things u will need:
    Bucket
    Sellotape
    Running water
    Cooking oil
    Lighter
    Internet acess
    Pen and note pad

    Half fill bucket with water, dip head in bucket, create a water tight seal using the Sellotape, if u have trouble getting upright, stay upside down, this is not a problem!
    Log on to a wank site of choice, cover penis in oil, gentley set penis on fire and proceed to masturbate!
    Once completed sample ur own brand and jot down your findings using the pen and pad!
    It's is now safe to remove your head from the bucket!
    If your hangover remains why not try some aspirin like everyone else :)
     
  17. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    Wow. Everyone sure loves weed. What makes it so good at hangover curing?
     
  18. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    that is soothing enough to cure a hangover.

    failing that just watch optimistic by absinthe films. snowboarding movie, in which it states "hangovers are quite relaxing"... and one you know that they really are
     
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  19. tone090

    tone090 Bare back rider!

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    Weed fucks me over on a hangover.
     
  20. Multeeplex

    Multeeplex very drunken

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    i always drink some alcohol then... this is the best cure