Handsignals-When 2 use them......

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Radius, Mar 18, 2006.

  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Once upon a time in teh land of Stan Phase there was this 60 mph zone with a nice big bend, and as Stan Phase was caining his VW round teh bend on threee wheels he nearly smashed into this total numptie doing 20 Mph in a 60 mph.....
    Anywayz being a communicative sorta guy he blazed past them after the bend, blaring the horn ,scowlin, with middle finger prominently raised...as his eys met the poor soul, he realised, IT WAS HIS MATES MUM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    AGHHHH in the shit now...............:applause:
     
  2. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    gutted. road rage management classes methinks Stanley?? and some serious arse kissing to your mates mum
     
  3. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Have you seen my mate's mum's arse..are you kidding :evil:
     
  4. D BREAKNECK

    D BREAKNECK 7 years on top

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    Once I was on holiday in Wales with my mum, in her cabriolet with the top down.

    This muppet stops suddenly to pick his Missus up, forcing my Mum to break suddenly, and both cars blocking traffic, and stuck on a Train track level crossing...

    My mum honked him, then he started getting out and swearing.

    I was worrying, was he switching to road rage, and I'd have to step in and protect my mum?

    Needn't of worried, as my respectable old mum let ripped, cussed him down and humiliated him...

    Including telling him to 'fuck off and just get back in your car. Idiot'. (Which he did).

    I joined in with a cheeky:jerkit: close to mouth, with added tongue in cheek action....

    Cross generational unity through abuse!

    :gpeace:
     
  5. O.U.

    O.U. Expert

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    Priceless.
     
  6. apples

    apples WINNER is back ;)

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    my work mates always used to think i shouted too much in the car, i of course didnt think i was rude, just right, till one day this idiot cut me up, course i needed to tell him this but he wasnt looking! so i shouted out the window to his little boy "tell your dad he's a wanker". thing i forgot i worked for a company where their cars are very noticable.............nothing came of it so he either didnt tell his dad or his dad already knew he was a wanker
     
  7. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    once i was driving down this country lane, with loads of blind corners,
    it was a nice sunny day, and i had a beaming smile on my face, as i was crusing down the empty road.

    At a point, just before a corner, another car was approaching from the oposite direction, with a woman, lookin suprised.. As we were both goin round 20 at the time, our eyes did meet, and as she was passing by, she screamed at me: "PIG!"
    cheeky cow, to which i witly replied screaming, "BITCH!"
    liitle did i know,
    as i was going round the corner, i crashed into a 400 pound pig mama...

    :teeth::monkey:
     
  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    HAEHAEAH quality stan.
    and gordo, you did what??
     
  9. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Yep dpne the same turned round to give the finger and pranged into person in front...which makes me a silly c ????
    Ah............... the world of motoring:rosie:
     
  10. mesh

    mesh Active Member

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    :cry:
     
  11. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    like i said, :teeth:


    but funny thing, as i was coming up with this (crap) story, i actually wrote off my car today, and no, it wasnt a pig this time, but a fucking slow truck...bah.
    and just to add insult to injury, the car got nicked while i was gone to call the breackdown peeps...
    fucking Salford...raaahh...:rambo: :mad:
     
  12. mISHKA

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    Stitch up :(

    I just got some new 12" woofers for my beast! Time to go Boom Boom!
     
  13. soundgirl

    soundgirl Queen of the Stupids

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    damn, that's unlucky...

    my car has left me skint this month. i fucking HATE needing to drive!!i'd much rather walk everywhere.
     
  14. mesh

    mesh Active Member

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    15 min walk to work, 10 min walk to bottleshop (thats off-licence to youse cunts), 5 min walk to curry.
    as a result I'm not the best driver in the world, dont do it enough.

    Gordo, stop now I just can't trust you and your stories ... sniff:
     
  15. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haha shut your mouth mesh, whats that aussie law about driking whilst driving again??
     
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    Can't imagine what you mean man, just don't get caught! :shittin:
     
  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    isnt there like a law in australia saying you cant have more than three beers an hour whilst driving or something to that effect? i had an aussie girlfriend used to talk about that.
     
  18. mISHKA

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    3 Beers in an hour + Car = 8O

    If that law be real, its nuts... doubt it is somehow though.

    Reminds me of the law where its legal for a man to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his car and his right hand is on the vehicle!
     
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    Tis truee!!!! just ask the blisters in my feet..:rolleyes:
    :mrpanic: :(
    :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: