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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by EWOKS, Apr 13, 2012.

  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    right, just pondering on men wanking really .. as ya do ..

    and just wondered,

    could we all of just been a wank? ... were we all one wank off never existing??


    what i mean .. is .. does every load contain the same same genetics and sperm .. or would a different 'load' of created a complete different person, see theres a thought ..

    ure mum and dad for instance, lets say revtechs, they both created revtech and say his two brother .. all look different .. all different humans .. clearly ...

    so, would every 'load' be an entirely different person .. the potential anyway .. could we of just ended up in an old t-shirt or a handful of kleenex mansize snot rags ?

    so .. to think , hitler, or someone really famous that changed the world , churchill for fucks sake ... churchill may of never existed if his dad had a wank in the shower before getting into bed with his mum ..

    picture that... churchill, well, the potential of what would of been churchill.. washing down the plug hole with the rest of the water .. no thought on who it could of became..

    so ...


    on porn hub, how many possibilitys of civilizations and different worldly outcomes end up in a tissue .. anyone else think bout blokes spunking alot ?

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    or ... if the load that you were created by, was indeed spaffed all over the carpet ...

    would you of been created somewhere down the line no matter what, aslong as the parents are the same ...

    confusing ..

    coz if you would of always been, if the parents were the same of course, then you wouldnt get different brothers and sisters, you'd all be identical .. my mum had a miscarriage before me like , if she didnt, that would of been me .. it would of been some other shrimp right .. not me at all .. probs would of been cooler.. maybe female.. man id fuck my female could-of-been-being ..


    anyway ...

    yeah .. wtf ?? ... are we really spunking away the potential of a complete different person every time we jizz ? ... how many rock stars or lottery winners, or inventers, or murderes , or shelf stackerS have we blurted all over the mattress ...


    WANKING DEPLETES YOU'RE LIFE FORCE !!!!!!!
     
  2. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    fuck me man, thats some serious shit there
     
  3. fractal

    fractal Well-Known Member

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    only read the first bit...but every sperm has the same genetics.

    variation is all about whether you have a certain active gene from either your mum or dad
     
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  4. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    dominant and recessive genes

    i remember doing that all the way back in year 7
     
  5. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    so elaborate plz .. as i think you missed my point, the variation does occur, as we see with brothers and sisters being different people .. obviously similar genes, but different people none the less.. so .. i mean .. on a different day .. you'd of been a different person .. or infact, never of been at all ...

    so every time you spunk, that could of been someone, who knows who .. maybe the next Hitler .. or just someone who has 6 kids, and they have 5 kids .. well .. you see .. you dont think twice throwing that spunk tissue in the bin .. but that could of been the potential to change the world dramatically as someone powerful or something .. or as it was just in the bin .. nothing , nothing at all ..

    such a shame.. i rekon i just spunked out a professional football player

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    hmm .. not sure that covers my point .. i wanna know more about the baby batters potential
     
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    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    its all come back to me!

    its only one sperm, and i mean one little sperm fucker thats gets inside that egg and makes that baby

    so its all down to fate which sperm the egg lets in

    blame the fucking egg if you come out shit coz its the eggs fault for letting a shit sperm in
     
  7. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    on a different day ... different load .. would the baby of been a different person .. or would it always be you at some point down the line .. would three brothers for instance always come out in the same order the same person .. surely not ...

    head fuck ! .. answer this ... then im giving up and having a bash again .. i need to know before i do ...

    " if the load that you were created by, was indeed spaffed all over the carpet ...

    would you of been created somewhere down the line no matter what, aslong as the parents are the same ...

    confusing ..

    coz if you would of always been, if the parents were the same of course, then you wouldnt get different brothers and sisters, you'd all be identical .. my mum had a miscarriage before i was born..., so .. if she didnt, would that of been me as i am now ?? ..surely it would of been some other shrimp right .. not me at all .. probs would of been cooler.. maybe female.. man id fuck my female could-of-been-being ..


    thats a fucked up thought right .. the potential of spunk you just spaff away like its meaningless .. when it is life .. life in the kleenex it would seem

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    ahhhh fate you say ... theres the real thing we are talking about isnt it ... are things written and always meant to be .. or could we of never been .. or is it fate i would be typing on here off my tits no matter what ..

    right Friday night .. am orf !


    hopefully gunna blurt a hitler all over some birds tits !
     
  8. fractal

    fractal Well-Known Member

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    lol...all the sperm are the same genetically, as are all the eggs.

    its random which active genes you get. you may get eye colour from your dad and hair colour from your mum, even penis size from your mum (she has the genetic code for it, just clearly not active).
    kind of hard to explain with just text, need some diagrams.
     
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  9. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    all in all were just a-nother brick in the wall .... OI HITLER ... LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE
     
  10. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    its like sometimes you might bust inside a woman and not get her pregnant

    then one day it just happens

    bit of a gamble

    i guess your right, that wasted sperm could have been the one that got my missus pregnant and made some clever cunt

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    they arent
     
  11. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    okay ... okay wise guy ...

    so.. if its random , on another day the genes may of gone another way like .. and you'd be a total different person, so the answer to my question is yes .. on another day .. you'd of been someone different ...

    so on my day of breaking into the egg .. if id just ran down the crack of my mommas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress .. then thats how it would of been ...

    and say a year later , some other punk would be born from my mum and dad .. with DIFFERENT GENES right ? .. not me ..

    right right ? ... is that not intense when you contemplate who may of not of been .. or .. even more ...

    who could of been ... maybe like a hermaphrodite world leader .. logiks may of been normal ?

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    yh thats what im prodding at like .. mad thought really .. obama the wank tissue in an alternate reality
     
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    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    if every sperm and egg were genetically identical you would look teh same as your brothers and sisters

    sperms are the same because they only have one set of chromosomes

    eggs are same for the same reason

    they arent genetically identical

    its a fuckin gamble
     
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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    hating coz you arent as clever

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  15. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    this thread has the potential to be more live than tesla's dads testicles ... ahhhh ..

    danwell ... too much for him to contemplate clearly .. probably better if he was a wank :teeth:
     
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    is pretty gay in all fairness
     
  17. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    There's only one sperm that made you Ethix...obviously the others would have been different people.


    What would be interesting is if they had taken every single one of the many millions of sperm from the same ejaculation that you came from and added them all to your mums eggs...turning them into babies. That way we could see what one jizz brought to life would look like. There'd probably be quite a few like you mate. Prolly quite freaky seeing a whole country full of variations on yourself. And at least a whole city full of Downs Ethixs as well...
     
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  18. EWOKS

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    yep my point exactly, the potential of what could of been ... if all ejaculated sperms become a hooman bean

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    apart from long fucking queues
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    I wonder what percentage of your dad's sperm would have been rapists...
     
  20. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    I am cleva enuff just don't talk bou mi dads ballz