Hair wrapped around your bell end....

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by RocksteadyUK, May 9, 2012.

  1. RocksteadyUK

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    You know the ones... when you wake up in the morning.. go for a piss.... and theres a strand of your gfs/booty call/dirty slag/whore/one night stands hair coiled around your bellend... so what do you do.... you pull it.... and then... you get that weird feeling of pleasure that makes you want to wrap it around and do it all over again...

    Yeh i had that this morning...
     
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    makes me feel sick like when it gets wrapped around your toe in the showa or round your tounge when your eeating..

    GROSE
     
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    HAhAHAHahha there's two things i dont understand belly button fluff and the strand of hair rapped round your bellend when you've been with a girl.
     
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    lol, its funny when its been there for so long it leaves a slight indent in the bell!
     
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    you guys need to clean your dicks a bit more




    or stop with the hairy women...
     
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    As long as pulling it out doesn't hurt like it's a length of monofilament wire cutting into your knob at a submolecular level like that guy's thumb in Johnny Mnemonic I'm completely cool with this.
     
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    Sorry... but... most women I fancy have hair... the thought of some bald britney looking chick going at my dong freaks me out a little.. i mean.... what do you hold... with any "normal" chick... you grip a nice handful of hair right!?? but with a baldy... what do you do!??? give it a slap? rub it a little??? eeuuurrggghhhhh rank. YOU DISGUST ME SMICKUS!!
     
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    haha rocks

    if you are slapping her head, does that mean you are pulling there arse hair? grim
     
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    Aahahahaaaa

    All about the in-dent when it's been there all night ha. Or when girls seemed to be dying their hair jet black all the time, shit seemed to make their hair fall out
     
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    kkkooouurrr your getting me all hot and bothered with kind of talk. hahaha
     
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    "give it a slap" :lol:
     
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    it is a pecularly strange and exciting feeling, glad its not just me

    belly button fluff is essentially a collection of the loose fibers from your clothing migrating toward the same spot (the belly button)... as to why it gravitates towards the belly button i have absolutely no idea buuuuut it something to do with it passing along the hairs of your body (hence hairier people suffer more)
     
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    But mines always blue, I dont wear blue
     
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    Stop drinking ink/fucking smurfs

    Hairbell = win
     
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    you're supposed to shove your cock in her mouth, make her suck it, hair gets lodged in back of her throat, she gags, you point and laugh.
     
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    try pullin the hair.. its wrapped on good.. moves ur cock around..

    u actually have to unravel ..

    :sick:


    need to find a girl with leukaemia or sumthing.. for 2 reasons.. one.. no hair.. and two.. she'll be gone soon (y) bit harsh i know.. but i hate break ups.. too much drama

    oh and BUMP :lol:
     
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    Fucking lol
     
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    going to hell
     
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