Hair wrapped around your bell end....

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  1. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    You know the ones... when you wake up in the morning.. go for a piss.... and theres a strand of your gfs/booty call/dirty slag/whore/one night stands hair coiled around your bellend... so what do you do.... you pull it.... and then... you get that weird feeling of pleasure that makes you want to wrap it around and do it all over again...

    Yeh i had that this morning...
     
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    _MILLA Flamboyant muthafucka

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    makes me feel sick like when it gets wrapped around your toe in the showa or round your tounge when your eeating..

    GROSE
     
  3. Dagz

    Dagz JEDI MASTER

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    HAhAHAHahha there's two things i dont understand belly button fluff and the strand of hair rapped round your bellend when you've been with a girl.
     
  4. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    lol, its funny when its been there for so long it leaves a slight indent in the bell!
     
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    Smickus Active Member

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    you guys need to clean your dicks a bit more




    or stop with the hairy women...
     
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    ApeCat Human Dubplate

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    As long as pulling it out doesn't hurt like it's a length of monofilament wire cutting into your knob at a submolecular level like that guy's thumb in Johnny Mnemonic I'm completely cool with this.
     
  7. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    Sorry... but... most women I fancy have hair... the thought of some bald britney looking chick going at my dong freaks me out a little.. i mean.... what do you hold... with any "normal" chick... you grip a nice handful of hair right!?? but with a baldy... what do you do!??? give it a slap? rub it a little??? eeuuurrggghhhhh rank. YOU DISGUST ME SMICKUS!!
     
  8. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    haha rocks

    if you are slapping her head, does that mean you are pulling there arse hair? grim
     
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    $pyto NEW DAWN

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    Aahahahaaaa

    All about the in-dent when it's been there all night ha. Or when girls seemed to be dying their hair jet black all the time, shit seemed to make their hair fall out
     
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    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    kkkooouurrr your getting me all hot and bothered with kind of talk. hahaha
     
  11. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    "give it a slap" :lol:
     
  12. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    it is a pecularly strange and exciting feeling, glad its not just me

    belly button fluff is essentially a collection of the loose fibers from your clothing migrating toward the same spot (the belly button)... as to why it gravitates towards the belly button i have absolutely no idea buuuuut it something to do with it passing along the hairs of your body (hence hairier people suffer more)
     
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    Dagz JEDI MASTER

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    But mines always blue, I dont wear blue
     
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    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    Stop drinking ink/fucking smurfs

    Hairbell = win
     
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    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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  16. dirty breaks

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    you're supposed to shove your cock in her mouth, make her suck it, hair gets lodged in back of her throat, she gags, you point and laugh.
     
  17. Catsel

    Catsel Well☣Known Dismember

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    try pullin the hair.. its wrapped on good.. moves ur cock around..

    u actually have to unravel ..

    :sick:


    need to find a girl with leukaemia or sumthing.. for 2 reasons.. one.. no hair.. and two.. she'll be gone soon (y) bit harsh i know.. but i hate break ups.. too much drama

    oh and BUMP :lol:
     
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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Fucking lol
     
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    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    going to hell
     
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    Catsel Well☣Known Dismember

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