hair swirls freak me out

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  1. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i mean what the hell are they. been trying to erradicate mine for ages. im thinking braids, counter swirl wise would do the trick.
     
  2. Mr G

    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    Shave it all off!
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i know total baldness seems to be the only solution.
     
  4. Mr G

    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    I have a 0 every week,it's the way forward!!!
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    a zero? whats that good for please
     
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    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    Eh?
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    a 0? a zero?
     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    go counter swirl wise with a thick greazy substance
     
  9. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    I've got a double crown (two big hair swirls on top of head, instead of the usual one semi-bald spot thing) so my hair is usually a mess. I just crop it short and/or put a hat on.
     
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    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    Ahh,i cut my own hair with clippers and i don't have a guide/guard on them so it's near enough bald,just a little bit of stubble.
     
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    I fear you suffer from the same follicle rebellion as myself, Mr G!? I too sport a fetching '0' in order to avoid heckling by the students at the college I work at :(
     
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    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    Yes mate,one is certainly balding LOL!
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    Well Indi, unless you want a spiky, stand-up hairstyle, you don’t want to go shorter in the area with a double crown. You need the weight of the hair to keep it lying down, as double crowns tend to push the hair upward.

    My initial thought is to suggest you consider a curly hairstyle that will allow you to mask the double crown by covering the crowns with curls. You can have a layered hairstyle, but make sure the layers are long enough to keep the hair in the double crown area lying in the direction you want.

    The most effective masking technique will depend on the direction of the whorls of your particular double crown, but keeping the hair longer will usually help to cope with the problem. If you want to go with a layered style, try to keep the layers confined to the lower ends of the hairstyle.

    There are also a number of styling products that can help. Gels and smoothing serums can help add weight to the hair and make them lie in the desired direction. Hairsprays can also help by holding the hair in the style you create.

    :D
     
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    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    and hey, have a great day you ;)
     
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    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    You sound like you know your stuff mate?
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yep. other skills i have include loitering, jack-knifing, skeet shooting and truffle hunting.
     
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    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    I've been going bald since I was 21. Too much testosterone! I've got my hard almost at zero, in a year or two I'll be completely bald.

    My dad looks like this - [​IMG]

    Literally and that's including the moustache and glasses.

    That is what I can look forward to!

    Logikz, so you're a truffle hunter? Must be a lucrative business. Don't you have to keep your nose in perfect working order?
     
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    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    Big up the balding massive!
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    no, my nasal cavity is covered by skin which is propped up with an popsicle stick, however, i employ the use of professional swine in my truffling endeavours.