Haiku Thread...

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Greg P, May 30, 2008.

  1. Greg P

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    It's quite quiet today
    People talking about slugz
    So here's a Haiku

    Anyone want to take up the Haiku gauntlet?
     
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    what gets my back up
    is internet bullies
    like some guys on here
     
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    really hate my job
    i'm leaving work now
    always safety first*

    this was a great idea g

    i'll contribute more over the weekend
     
  4. Greg P

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    You're dead right safety
    They're only kids after all
    They'll learn to behave
     
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    This gets me thinking??
    whats a Haiku??
    A japanese 3 line poem??


    hummmmm
     
  6. Greg P

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    They're Japanese Poems
    5 Syllables then 7
    Other versions too

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku
     
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    This will take far too much thinking right now.... got 6 bank accounts to open in the next hour!!..... aarrrggghhhh!
     
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    that sounds illegal
    i don't really trust you rock
    you're a bit shady
     
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    Rocksteady's a bit
    Dodgy, gonna rape money,
    From your bank account.
     
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    "Good day there sir,
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    Give me your monies"
     
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    rocks not just dodgy
    he's massively perverted
    he fucks his money
     
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    no one talks about
    machete anymore, why?
    keep the hype alive*
     
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    hahahaha!!! yeh!!! who the hell made me a finance advisor!!??? MUST BE CRAZY!!! hahahaha.

    massivly perverted?? hahaha.... sounds about right..... so...... where did i put that midget??......
     
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    where's rocks midget?
    i don't think i wanna know*
    hope he comes out clean
     
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    he!!?????..... excuse me...... my midget is female.... and i keep her locked in my dungeon especially for rainy days!

    she is 3 foot tall and 32HH boobs....... Fits exactly under my decks while im mixing! all self respecting DJs should have one.......
     
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    I'm a bit worried
    I think rock is for real here...
    Does she have a name?
     
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    Rocks is scared
    are you for real?
    Do you work for the police?
     
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    is it just me, or
    does anyone else picture
    chunk from the goonies

    in miniature form
    giving rock head while he plays
    twighlights last gleaming
     
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    Chunk from the goonies
    Has nothing on her titties
    He's only got b's
     
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    Excuse me..... my midget is of the highest calibre!!!

    She was freshly imported from china..... boobs.... EVERYTHING!! all imported!!

    Her name is Mong..... she loves my dong..... she's not big like Kong...... but so small its wrong...... oh yes... her name is Mong.