hahahahahahaaaaaa

Harry3

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#8
wtf you can actually buy it

surely this has to be satire.. like when you complete checkout it calls you a mug or something...
 

tewky1

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#10
The best bit is Flo Rida looking like hes playing a piano in the beams, mad riddims!

What does it do? Besides making you a superstar, that all I could work out what they were saying, wave hands, be superstar.

WHat is that thing?
 

Dugg Funnie

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#11
Seems like you load up 4 loops which, presumably, have auto-tempo syncs on them; so if you just move your hand in & out of the beam really quickly it'll play a one-shot or maybe half a bar or a bar (maybe you can choose), and if you hold your hand in the beam it just keeps playing through the sample? All presumption tho.


The point is it mostly just makes you a superstar; so I've got my pre-order in, gonna see if I can get a nice chrome finish on that too.
 

dizzledee

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#16
I think it's a lazy attempt to take money off idiots who bought into the whole Dre beats thing and unfortunately for humanity I think it will work.
 
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