HAHAHAHA!! Uzbekistan gets their first esculator...

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  1. RocksteadyUK

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    I DID AN ESCULATOR FAIL WITH MY 3 YEAR OLD THE OTHER DAY IN TK MAXX. THE LAD BEHIND ME WAS PISSING HIS SIDES.
     
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    HEAHEAHEAHEAHEAHEAHEAHEHAEAH
     
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    I know i am western and therefore an asshole for saying this, but what is so hard about escalators??!!?
     
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    Considering that the primary form of transport in Uzbekistan is 'Donkey', i'm really not surprised that they struggled with the concept of escalators...
     
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    Haha. Thats awesome.


    Elderely, and the handrail isnt working properly. A deadly combination lol.
     
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    Yeh i wondered this!!?? it looks like the handrails isnt working!? maybe it is??
     
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    its blatantly what it is, the escalator keeps moving, and theyre hand stays still. And theyre old. Did i mention that theyre old?
     
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    im not really an escalator user

    but once i stepped on one and nearly fell backwards
     
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    I remember getting the train after shogun @ cable. Was probs the messiest ive ever been, went down the escalator at a tube station and was just gripping my friend for dear life, the escalator was descending into a massive black hole and i was terrified.

    Maybe these Uzbek's had also ingested disco biscuits, ketamine, speed and acid?


    It could happen.
     
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    Hahaha
     
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    I believe they call it breakfast...
     
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    Funny,but kinda sad!!
     
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    Yeah it just drags their legs up it haha
     
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    this is glasgow !

     
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    this is london...
    [video=youtube_share;rlF4nRUbKmc]http://youtu.be/rlF4nRUbKmc[/video]



    and this is america...
    [video=youtube_share;UNXYj0nM6cs]http://youtu.be/UNXYj0nM6cs[/video]
     
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    I'll just leave these here...





    That second one looks like pure pain!
     
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    and this is ginger

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    One of my mates is scared of escalators, fuckin hilarious going round the tubes with her.
     
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