Haha, I had a dream about Moskit.

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  1. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    I just opened a paper in my dream, and there was a huge two page spread entitled - "Internet Prankster Revealed."

    It was just saying how he was a 58 year old loser who joined shitloads of forums and was acting like a normal guy.

    Don't remember much else.

    But I think it was a preminition.

    Moskit you sad 58 year old loser.
     
  2. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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  3. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    29 is basically 58.
     
  4. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    I think it was because the last thing I did was insult Moskit in a thread.
     
  5. Fortune^

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    29 is half of 58
     
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    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    you opened the paper onto page 3, and they were doing a special so it was a double page 'spread' as you put it.

    inner desires revealed brof?

    Freud would have a field day with you.
     
  7. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Alright wise guy, what's half of Fuck you then?
     
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    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    IT's difficult to split is it has an odd number of letters.

    However, I keep singing the thread title to the tune of Katy Perry's I kissed a girl.

    Try it, it works.
     
  9. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Haham it works
     
  10. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I barely dream these days...

    Its a shame, I miss it.

    This is only in the lucid sense that occurs through sleep.

    I do dream daily of becoming a Jewphin or a having a Negroplasty.
     
  11. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    The title says dream.... that doesnt make sense.... nightmare you meant yeah?!
     
  12. chanty

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    Brofskit had a wet dream about moski? Gheyyy
    Also works with broskit and mofski
     
  13. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    I had a dream about Moskit,
    He was tugging his wrinkly old wank stick!
     
  14. BeyondTherapy

    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    OOW word mathermatics my favourite subject ... here goes

    FUCK YOU when talking to a guy would mean ANAL

    IE the art of making love to a man

    SO HALF THAT IS .. ( just dependent on what half you is )

    IE the taker or reciever

    as a taker id exspect half of fuck you to be they'd have a good WANK to fullfill their own needs ... while the reciever may choose to INSERT AN OBJECT UP IT

    :D :lol: :rinsed:
     
  15. Moskit

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    I like this.

    It made me grin.
     
  16. Saint

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    A horrible image to wake up to..
     
  17. safety

    safety double safety

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    i need a new bromance