Had a spider in my pubes today

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  1. elmaruk

    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    So, i went to Bristol balloon fair. Went to public pissers, had a piss, looked down, there was a spider in my pubes.

    Seriously fucked up
     
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  2. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Thought about showering?
     
  3. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    I thought a girls shaved these days.:)
     
  4. Scrapped

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    Wow man.. That's full on.. Groom that shit!
     
  5. modern

    modern Member

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  6. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    fucked up . i hate women with full on beards down there.. sort it out
     
  7. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    yeah definate crabs!
     
  8. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    Doctor Waffle here diagnoses Crabs.


    Must be Crabs.


    Or AIDS.
     
  9. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    this. :teeth:
     
  10. Elzerk

    Elzerk 00111100 00110011

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    You are a one sick man, definitely aids.
     
  11. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    forget about all that, what if you go to sleep and wake up and your dick is black. a small black dick.
     
  12. Elzerk

    Elzerk 00111100 00110011

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    I have that condition every morning. And I'm mostly white.
     
  13. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    small beige faggot dick
     
  14. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    poor spider


    :rolf: <---he would sort it out
     
  15. Elzerk

    Elzerk 00111100 00110011

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    I need 1k posts to custom avatar? What is this shit, is it really that big deal?
     
  16. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    its better than having spiders in about your dick
     
  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yup, so you better hustle johnny.
     
  18. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    sorts the men from the small faggot dicks, son.
     
  19. modern

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    Mostly? That's a worry.

    I think I speak for all of us when I say.. I'd like to be that spider :teeth:
     
  20. elmaruk

    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    you are all mad