Guys I need help?

ScottyEightSix

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I sat down about 30 min ago an when I got back up one of my balls was really tender an sore like after someone kicks you in them. Now it hasnt stopped hurting and I would rather not go to the hospital as I have no way of getting there and I dont really want to go and ask my mum to take me because one of my balls are hurting.

Anyone had anything like this before?
 

ThePapa

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I'd call the NHS helpline on 0845 4647 rather than relying on us. You could end up as one of those comedy stories in the national press if you end up hemorrhaging to death whilst posting on a forum...
 

ScottyEightSix

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I'd call the NHS helpline on 0845 4647 rather than relying on us. You could end up as one of those comedy stories in the national press if you end up hemorrhaging to death whilst posting on a forum...
lol i needed that end bit but thanks man, my mates said he had something similar a few weeks back an it went away after a few hours he thinks he just twisted or something
 

Ozmatic

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Someone I know had something similar. He had to have 5 operations on them, and couldnt walk for a few days, gave him a lot of skit and pain (not joking, srsly)


Still, at least its not testicular cancer, that only happens if u sit down about 30 min ago an when you get back up one of your balls gets really tender an sore like after someone kicks you in them
 

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I'm serious about calling them. I'm sure if your mum wants grandchildren (and she probably does) she wont mind you phoning.

Unless one of us is living with someone whose medically trained and you're willing to post photo's of your balls on this website it's your best bet.
 

T Leaf

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i twisted a nut when i was at this girls house on the job. True story, i couldn't finish, it was agony.
like it hurt from my stomach to the tip of the ballsack. Fuck that shit.
 

ScottyEightSix

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how long it take to go away?

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I foned the NHS thing they said a nurse will call me back within the hour
 

wo88le

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how long it take to go away?

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I foned the NHS thing they said a nurse will call me back within the hour
gives them all time to giggle about the state of your bollocks
 

ScottyEightSix

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dunno its started to feel a little less tender, the woman has called back an she said shes going to put me through to an out of hours doctor who will call me back shortly. An she told me to take some ibpurefen an paracetamol
 

ScottyEightSix

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will do seems ok now tho, think I must of just knocked em or something

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would probly be a good idea if I got rid of this thread before that cunt Moskit gets wind of it :teeth:
 

Fes Rock

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perhaps you were on dubstep forum too long and it swole up your ball sack son

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will do seems ok now tho, think I must of just knocked em or something

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would probly be a good idea if I got rid of this thread before that cunt Moskit gets wind of it :teeth:

you can delete it, but then im just gonna undelete it

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