Guys I need help?

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  1. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    I sat down about 30 min ago an when I got back up one of my balls was really tender an sore like after someone kicks you in them. Now it hasnt stopped hurting and I would rather not go to the hospital as I have no way of getting there and I dont really want to go and ask my mum to take me because one of my balls are hurting.

    Anyone had anything like this before?
     
  2. Ozmatic

    Ozmatic Chair of the Nitty Gritty Committee

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    Just go to the hospital mate, Permenant injury is a lot worse then embarassment.
     
  3. wo88le

    wo88le A Mockery of a Travesty

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    pull the other one mate

    AHEAHHAAEEHAAAHAAAAA
     
  4. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    I'd call the NHS helpline on 0845 4647 rather than relying on us. You could end up as one of those comedy stories in the national press if you end up hemorrhaging to death whilst posting on a forum...
     
  5. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    lol i needed that end bit but thanks man, my mates said he had something similar a few weeks back an it went away after a few hours he thinks he just twisted or something
     
  6. Ozmatic

    Ozmatic Chair of the Nitty Gritty Committee

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    Someone I know had something similar. He had to have 5 operations on them, and couldnt walk for a few days, gave him a lot of skit and pain (not joking, srsly)


    Still, at least its not testicular cancer, that only happens if u sit down about 30 min ago an when you get back up one of your balls gets really tender an sore like after someone kicks you in them
     
  7. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    I'm serious about calling them. I'm sure if your mum wants grandchildren (and she probably does) she wont mind you phoning.

    Unless one of us is living with someone whose medically trained and you're willing to post photo's of your balls on this website it's your best bet.
     
  8. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    my mates having his tea then he's gonna come pick me up an take me
     
  9. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    did you sit on it??
    ive had a pain in my balls before i think it was cos i had like 10 wanks earlier:teeth:
     
  10. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    I think i knocked it with my foot when I sat down, your a helpfull bunch aint ya :D
     
  11. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    are u sure u didnt knock it off your chin!:teeth:
     
  12. T Leaf

    T Leaf Neighbourhood Sickhead

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    i twisted a nut when i was at this girls house on the job. True story, i couldn't finish, it was agony.
    like it hurt from my stomach to the tip of the ballsack. Fuck that shit.
     
  13. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    how long it take to go away?

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    I foned the NHS thing they said a nurse will call me back within the hour
     
  14. wo88le

    wo88le A Mockery of a Travesty

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    gives them all time to giggle about the state of your bollocks
     
  15. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    She called yet? Some of us are on tenderhooks...
     
  16. T Leaf

    T Leaf Neighbourhood Sickhead

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    lol it lasted for the night mate does it sound similar then?
     
  17. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    dunno its started to feel a little less tender, the woman has called back an she said shes going to put me through to an out of hours doctor who will call me back shortly. An she told me to take some ibpurefen an paracetamol
     
  18. T Leaf

    T Leaf Neighbourhood Sickhead

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    fair mate, keep an eye on it - we all need our balls.
     
  19. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    will do seems ok now tho, think I must of just knocked em or something

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    would probly be a good idea if I got rid of this thread before that cunt Moskit gets wind of it :teeth:
     
  20. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    perhaps you were on dubstep forum too long and it swole up your ball sack son

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    you can delete it, but then im just gonna undelete it

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