Guy does mushrooms. Rips cock off.

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  1. Subjekt Music

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  2. EWOKS

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    "cops say the drugs made him do it" .... must be their persuasive accents... MMMURRRRRIIIICCCAAA
     
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    They must've been strong shrooms. What a loon.
     
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    Lies.

    Article says "part of"...

    Thread made me think he ripped his whole nob off.

    How can you just rip part of it off? Did he just rip the helm off or something? erghhhhhh.
     
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    Fucking muricah ruins every drug for everyone shrooms always been legal over here nothing ever happened until an american jumped out of a building after taking shrooms in the dam. Now only the truffles are legal..
     
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    in st andrews an student of the uni left a pub to catch up with some mates he needed a piss so jumped this fence that clearly says " dont cross the fence, sheer drop, DEATH!" he fell and crushed his skull off the rocks by the sea.
    we all laughed at work about it
     
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    yh. hilarious
     
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    yh. it was
     
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    In my experience truffles are far superior to shrooms anyway :confused:

    Smoother transitions/length of buzz etc...
     
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    truffles are amazing. this story is fabricated. your sig is just as rad as i remember it. i worship satan. had sex with a jaguar. drunk offa fermented apples i rampaged through the gardens of the whole street. high like giraffe dick.
     
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    Yeah im pretty sure they made the truffles so they are just as strong as the shrooms were or even stronger but still though thats not the point its about the muricahs ruining everything and about karls liabilities.
     
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    i have just received the serpentine offering. in sorte diabolis. born loser. let us take everything from each other.

    no way you fucking homo, im never. ever. ever. getting back with any ex a mine.
     
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    Dude.

    When i meet you.

    Which i will... 200%

    I'm gonna mouth kiss you straight for that artwork.

    You terribble viking fraggle nigger loving jew paki spick.

    :grouphug:
     
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    How do you rip part off?

    Pretty sure it's not possible to rip half your cock off with your bare hands.
     
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    xmas karl show me these amazing truffles... ive done them like 3 times all 3 were a amazing disappointment, the 3rd i actually ate like 3 boxes and time no effect?

    now shrooms are amazing, even better just get some sid, and hit a bowl salvia... see you on the otherside - hopefully
     
  16. Subjekt Music

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    Paki

    Gay

    Grow up
     
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    I highly doubt this was off mushrooms, not saying every trip is peaceful but this is ridiculous.
     
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    Yes, yes, us Americans plan to ruin all fun for everything. Muhahahha ha cough ha.
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    Step one: Ruin everything.

    Step two:confused:??

    Step three: Profit
     
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    I ate a whole box of the weakest truffles and was tripping balls, they taste rancid though