Guide to dating rich girls

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  1. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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  2. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    i went to school in the countryside for 2 years...i know girls like this all too well.


    leave well alone, spoilt brats with a superiority complex. I actually saw one of them bitch on facebook because daddy bought them a new polo instead of the golf she wanted.
     
  3. MrChapman

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    I would do all of those things if I could rail that blonde for an afternoon. FACT.
     
  4. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Fucking LOL. She had every right to though.
     
  5. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    she has no fucking right to, while a quarter of the kids in this country are living below the poverty line and all she's concerned about is the fact she'll be rolling about in a slightly cheaper car than planned.

    still though, if i get this job tomorrow, i'll roll down to bedfordshire in my brand new company whip and take a shit on her polo.
     
  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    AHA thank you samuel much appreciated, however, being that its vice, and i live nowhere near downtown LA, i seriously doubt this will have much relevance to my situation
     
  7. ApeCat

    ApeCat Human Dubplate

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    I think the article was written by a Brit..

    Not that you live anywhere near downtown Hampshire, just sayin' is all.
     
  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    so uni-brow then. kind of new era, one size fits all. bumping white lines, sipping warm coors light. just call me mr right.
     
  9. Olllie

    Olllie Bom Bom Cloud

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    I know someone who was moaning because her parents bought her a new Mini instead of a Vauxhall Corsa
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    slap a bitch.
     
  11. Saint

    Saint Buried Audio

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    Im actually in the market for one of these at the moment, being a house husband seems like an increasingly sweet deal.
     
  12. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    Uptown hampshire reppin
     
  13. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    the saying 'treat um mean keep um kean' really does work with snotty rich girls. bitches.
     
  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    pipe dreams my boy. pipe dreams.
     
  15. ApeCat

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    Big up the New Forest Show massive!!
     
  16. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    fuck off. sa'll bout the Newbury Show
     
  17. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    please... we all know i run the market on posh round these parts!

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  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    you braid these horses in the arse? is that it? cos i dont see any evidence whatsoever you run any markets based on that post. alls i see is braided horses arses. im tempted to call shenanigans.
     
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    Who's talking about posh? We're all about white countryside trash going on about heavy horses, acting like they pay no mind that they're sat in this uniform washing the upper inner thigh of a two ton horse down with a cloth while it's taking a steaming ten liter piss right past their face. We're talking about old ladies racing ferrets. We're talking about men flipping over, chopping up and climbing big pieces of wood really really quickly. It's about sun burned people in marquees and really really shit vert ramp skating exhibitions. It's about spin art and candy floss and saving the environment with electric powered sports cars somehow. But most of all; it's about the handouts. At first you are overwhelmed and will take anything you can get your hands on, the idea of free shit is totally alien and immediately appealing to your childish mind.

    Later on you realize that most of the handouts are crap, but at least you got to see that man clean that massive horse's dong and then it got the hugest wood you ever saw and shat.
     
  20. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Gangster horse like in San Andreas