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  1. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:

    'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.Whenyougeth omepleasegivemeanalternative.'

    And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder...What the hell does 'ternative' mean?

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  2. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:

    'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.Whenyougeth omepleasegivemeanalternative.'

    And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder...What the hell does 'ternative' mean?
     
  3. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:

    'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.Whenyougeth omepleasegivemeanalternative.'

    And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder...What the hell does 'ternative' mean?
     
  4. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:

    'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.Whenyougeth omepleasegivemeanalternative.'

    And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder...What the hell does 'ternative' mean?
     
  5. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:

    'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.Whenyougeth omepleasegivemeanalternative.'

    And as i eagerly rushed home, i whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i could say that this cab was rare but i thought nah, forget it yo home to bel-air!
    I pulled up tp a house about seven or eight i yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell you later looked at my kingdom i was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.
     
  6. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    No more please.
     
  7. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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  8. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:

    'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.Whenyougeth omepleasegivemeanalternative.'

    And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder...What the hell will they think of my chocolate, will they be impressed?

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  9. justin_credible

    justin_credible Lurker

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    I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:

    'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.Whenyougeth omepleasegivemeanalternative.'

    And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder...Why she didn't just ring me?
     
  10. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:

    'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.Whenyougeth omepleasegivemeanalternative.'

    And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder...How the fuck is there a space between 'Whenyougeth' and 'omepleasegivemealternative.'
     
  11. luciduk

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    ¿uɐǝɯ ,ǝʌıʇɐuɹǝʇ, sǝop llǝɥ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ˙˙˙ɹǝpuoʍ ʇnq dlǝɥ ʇ,uplnoɔ ı 'ǝɯoɥ pǝɥsnɹ ʎlɹǝƃɐǝ ı sɐ puɐ

    ,˙ǝʌıʇɐuɹǝʇlɐuɐǝɯǝʌıƃǝsɐǝldǝɯo ɥʇǝƃnoʎuǝɥʍ˙ǝuoɥdsıɥʇuoʎʇlnɐɟsıuoʇʇnqǝɔɐdsǝɥʇ'pɐp,

    :ɹǝʇɥƃnɐp ʎɯ ɯoɹɟ ʇxǝʇ sıɥʇ pǝʌıǝɔǝɹ ı uǝɥʍ ʇɥƃıu ʇsɐl ǝsnoɥǝɹɐʍ ǝuoɥdɹɐɔ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ǝʇɐl ƃuıʞɹoʍ sɐʍ ı
     
  12. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    Ek was laat werk op die Carphone Warehouse laaste nag toe ek hierdie teks ontvang van my dogter:

    "Pa, die ruimte knoppie is stukkend oor hierdie selfoon. Wanneer jy jou ome gee asseblief vir my 'n alternatief. "

    En soos ek gretig gehaas tuis, kon ek nie help nie, maar wonder ... Wat die hel is 'ling "beteken?
     
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  14. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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  15. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:

    'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.Whenyougeth omepleasegivemeanalternative.'

    And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder will she like her new blackburry?? Well, I gave it to her and she liked it......

    somuchsheletmegiveittoherass..
     
  16. Dagz

    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:

    'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.Whenyougeth omepleasegivemeanalternative.'

    And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder...Alice...who the fuck is Alice.


    I had to.
     
  17. luciduk

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    who the fuck is alice


    and why the fuck is there a space between geth and omeplease
     
  18. Monkey spasm

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    Alice? ALICE? Who the fuck is Alice? p.s Its faulty, don't mean it doesn't work completely. p.s p.s Wtf going on in this thread? p.s p.s p.s My balls are covered in what looks like mud, is there something wrong with me?
     
  19. luciduk

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  20. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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