GRINDR

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  1. Black Homo

    Black Homo Active Member

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    SO....

    WHO'S ON IT... FUCKIN JESUS... IF THAT WAS AROUND BACK IN THE DAY... HOW EASY IS IT TO HOOK UP WITH SOME BRO WHEREVER YOU ARE?

    THOUGHT ID SIGN UP SEE WHATS ABOUT.. BLADDY ELL.. THEIR EVERYWHERE MON.

    LOCAL BROS LOOKING TO GET SLAMMED. JEBUS.

    AND THIS NEW ONE , HAPPN , WHERE BASICALLY ... IF YOUR IN A BAR OR CLUB OR TRAIN OR WHATEVS AND EYE UP A BRO BUT DONT DARE GET YA COCK OUT THERE AND THEN.. BASICALLY.. YOU CAN BOTH SECRETLY 'SWIPE' EACH OTHER TO SAY URE KEEN AND THEN HOOK UP.. HOW FUCKIN EASY IS THIS GAME NOW? WHATS HAPPN'D BWOSS.

    LIKE.. YOU LEAVE IT ON AND WALK THRU A SHOPPING CENTRE.. AND IF YOU CATCH A FIT BROS EYE AND HE HAS HIS APP ON ALSO.. YOU CAN BOTH LET EACH OTHER KNOW YOU WANT TO SUCK THE FARTS OUT HIS COUNCIL.

    ITS MAD YANO.

    THERES LIKE 3 BROS I NA 1 MILE VACINITY WANTING TO GET JIGGY IM AKULLY IS GOOBY AND SCARED ALL AT ONCE

    WHOS

    ON GRINDR..

    HOW MANY STDS YA GOT. I HAS 3 SO FAR.
     
  2. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    I though grinder was an app to sandwiches.
     
  3. Claus601

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    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    Not homo enough imo


     
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    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Also, getting hiv three different times does not count as three different stds.
     
  7. RUSSLA

    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    hahaha OP FTW
     
  8. Scuba_Steve

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  9. Claus601

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    u would know
     
  10. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Oh shit its Scuba Steve. Did you finish off Satanic Steve? What can we expect
     
  11. Scuba_Steve

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    The love of Jesus of course. Lol
     
  12. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    He never really struck me as the kind of dude that would dig a hook up with BH... but thinking about it now it all makes sense. The beard is pretty homo
     
  13. Black Homo

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    Oh, if I find Jesus I'd teach him a whole new level of love. A harder bang than when them nails went in, but he'd be smiling. He'd be smiling yo.

    Now come here and sit on my lap, Steve. Let me show you heaven on girth.
     
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  14. Dave Benson Phillips

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    HAHA. LOL. You are one funny guy. Like a young Lenny Henry. CRAZY BANTZ. I love this place. It's like always awooga time here.
    That said, you could quite easily offend the gays so come on guy that's not cool in this day and age.
    I like a gentle ribbing as much as the next man but if you keep on like that potty mouth Ainsley Harriot bragging on about his latest book, I'm going to punch my Mercedes car keys in your throat, and open the hole up with a whisk.

    But we are all adults here. SO LOL. So let the good times roll.

    Seriously though, Just don't piss me off.
     
  15. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    Is it just coincidence Dave Benson Phillips can be abbreviated to DBP.

    Double Butthole Penetration has this very same honour.

    I'm not saying anything for certain, but I think even a shit detective could work this one out.
     
  16. Scuba_Steve

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    Not sure what you mean there, but it seems like you are starting to find Jesus. Although, you missed spelled Earth.
     
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    You too, can find the love of Jesus.
     
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    Jwood27 VICTIM

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  19. Black Homo

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  20. Black Homo

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