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  1. Mattix

    Mattix Sub Focus anyone?

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    ..."A good fish never blames his tank"...
     
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    RaggaDred I hit girls

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    as my elderly, wheelchair-bound nan always used to say to me: "nobody likes a cunt"
     
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    robhicks1 Nuts about Zoo

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    The pen is mightier than the sword, but in dnb its all about the sword - DJ Hype.
     
  4. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    "Either the wallpaper goes or I do!" - Oscar Wilde's last words

    Lady X - "Mr Churchill, if I was your husband I would poison your tea!"
    Winston Churchill - "M'am, if you were my wife I would drink it!"
     
  5. NastyLimbCheat

    NastyLimbCheat Active Member

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    Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk.
    Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.
     
  6. Saint

    Saint Buried Audio

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    Yeah thats a classic.

    Got a really good Homer (simpson, not philosopher) one, but i cant seem to drag it out my brain. Ill repost later if i remember.
     
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    BDS Active Member

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    Good Stuff,
     
  8. safety

    safety double safety

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    NastyLimbCheat Active Member

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    is it.....

    a woman is like a beer, they look good, they taste good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    A decent badger dj doesnt blame his set

    :bone: aah thankyou
     
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    Mattix Sub Focus anyone?

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    To spy amoung the goat, one must become the owl within.
     
  12. Da'DGee

    Da'DGee Scousebuster

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    Heinrich Lübke (a german politician) to the english queen in the 60s:

    "You can say you to me!"

    What you have to know: In german there are two words for "you". You can say "du" or "sie". "du" is for people you know very good (friends, family etc). "sie" is for strangers you dont know (strange people of the street, people at work etc).
    If you know strage persons a bit better you can offer them to say "du" instead of "sie". Its a bit more personal.

    :rinsed:
     
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    time is relative, and one doesnt have to be a scientist to experience this.
    sit on a hot stove, and every second feels like an eternity, but lay next to a beautiful woman and time seems to stop.

    Albert Einstein
     
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    perspective Sex Drugs & Sausage Rolls

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    "If it don't move and it should, WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, gaffa tape."
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    more highly bred than a hilltop bakery
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    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    "I flushed a potato down the toilet and now we have to live in a hotel." - Ralph Wiggum
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    Every hole's a goal......


    ....but not every goals a winner.
     
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    Riisu Not the Preacher Man

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    only three words spring to mind (true til death)

    darly pulumbo, glassJAw.
     
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    sam the dnb man Variation

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