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"Either the wallpaper goes or I do!" - Oscar Wilde's last words

Lady X - "Mr Churchill, if I was your husband I would poison your tea!"
Winston Churchill - "M'am, if you were my wife I would drink it!"
 

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Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk.
Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.
 

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Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk.
Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.
Yeah thats a classic.

Got a really good Homer (simpson, not philosopher) one, but i cant seem to drag it out my brain. Ill repost later if i remember.
 

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Yeah thats a classic.

Got a really good Homer (simpson, not philosopher) one, but i cant seem to drag it out my brain. Ill repost later if i remember.
is it.....

a woman is like a beer, they look good, they taste good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
 

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Heinrich Lübke (a german politician) to the english queen in the 60s:

"You can say you to me!"

What you have to know: In german there are two words for "you". You can say "du" or "sie". "du" is for people you know very good (friends, family etc). "sie" is for strangers you dont know (strange people of the street, people at work etc).
If you know strage persons a bit better you can offer them to say "du" instead of "sie". Its a bit more personal.

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time is relative, and one doesnt have to be a scientist to experience this.
sit on a hot stove, and every second feels like an eternity, but lay next to a beautiful woman and time seems to stop.

Albert Einstein
 

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"I flushed a potato down the toilet and now we have to live in a hotel." - Ralph Wiggum
 

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only three words spring to mind (true til death)

darly pulumbo, glassJAw.
 
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