Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Mattix, Sep 28, 2008.
..."A good fish never blames his tank"...
as my elderly, wheelchair-bound nan always used to say to me: "nobody likes a cunt"
The pen is mightier than the sword, but in dnb its all about the sword - DJ Hype.
"Either the wallpaper goes or I do!" - Oscar Wilde's last words
Lady X - "Mr Churchill, if I was your husband I would poison your tea!"
Winston Churchill - "M'am, if you were my wife I would drink it!"
Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk.
Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.
Yeah thats a classic.
Got a really good Homer (simpson, not philosopher) one, but i cant seem to drag it out my brain. Ill repost later if i remember.
if it ain't broke... break it* - the limp twins
a woman is like a beer, they look good, they taste good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
A decent badger dj doesnt blame his set
To spy amoung the goat, one must become the owl within.
Heinrich Lübke (a german politician) to the english queen in the 60s:
"You can say you to me!"
What you have to know: In german there are two words for "you". You can say "du" or "sie". "du" is for people you know very good (friends, family etc). "sie" is for strangers you dont know (strange people of the street, people at work etc).
If you know strage persons a bit better you can offer them to say "du" instead of "sie". Its a bit more personal.
time is relative, and one doesnt have to be a scientist to experience this.
sit on a hot stove, and every second feels like an eternity, but lay next to a beautiful woman and time seems to stop.
"If it don't move and it should, WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, gaffa tape."
more highly bred than a hilltop bakery
ADRIAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!111 - Rocky
"I flushed a potato down the toilet and now we have to live in a hotel." - Ralph Wiggum
Every hole's a goal......
....but not every goals a winner.
only three words spring to mind (true til death)
darly pulumbo, glassJAw.
jump in to my merc and il splurt - mc eksman
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