Great birthday presents

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  1. Marcus Alkemist

    Marcus Alkemist

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    What's a great birthday present to you?

    A mate of mine got Pat from State of Mind to say happy birthday to me. :)
    Made my morning, made my 18th. <3 (today)

     
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  2. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    Someone a bit sad they didn't get a birthday thread?

    Normally just get bought drinks on a night out innit, presents are for buntys

    happy birthday doe. go get your end away
     
  3. Marcus Alkemist

    Marcus Alkemist

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    Nah, I'm feeling a buzz and can't sleep and I wanna know what a good birthday present is cause my mate's is coming up soon and I want it to be as good as mine or something. :)
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    christ, not even in HD...what a shit mate.
     
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  5. Marcus Alkemist

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    not the point! D:
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    i kid, i kid.

    As for a great birthday present, i don't know, i usually just get lumped with a couple hmv gift cards. I don't really care for material possessions and would much rather someone went to the effort to do/make me something awesome.
     
  7. Marcus Alkemist

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    handmade shit?

    and if you can't make shit?
     
  8. dirty breaks

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  9. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    if you are and your mate are mentally open to ideas, and ' deep ' thinkers, then a good book wouldnt go a miss, and he could keep it forever .. heres a few i recommend to be life changing .. especially this first one, everyone should own a copy ..

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Prophet-Kah...=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1322926299&sr=1-1

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Tao-Te-Ching-Lao-Tzu/dp/0872202321/ref=pd_sim_b_42

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-rev...tBy=bySubmissionDateDescending#R2GVO26X08RAMX

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Power-Now-Guide-Spiritual-Enlightenment/dp/0340733500/ref=pd_sim_b_39
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    or just throw him a good party?
     
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    herojuana hairy kuala

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    have sex with one of his family members? nothing says happy birthday like making yourself part of his family via sex.
     
  12. dirty breaks

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    have a child with your mates mum, then don't pay towards the kid's upkeep when It's growing up or keep in contact with it at all.

    edit: or just have sex with his sister in his bed.
    totally up to you. :2thumbs:
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Happy birthday
     
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    oh yeah, and happy birthday btw.
     
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    I'm having my b-day bash tonight, I hope I get laid that would be the best gift of all.
     
  16. Marcus Alkemist

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    'weed' is a plausible present, to be honest.

    thanks for the well wishes :)
     
  17. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Happy birthday xoxo
     
  18. Marcus Alkemist

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    any other suggestions?
     
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    CoB Pure Sanelessness

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    happy day markus!!!
    are you doubling this birthday thread as a christmas thread? huhuhu
     
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    in that case, make him a massive space cake with biffs instead of candles.
     
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