Gotta keep the Eggplant out

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by modern, Jul 16, 2012.

  1. modern

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    I am not a bum, I'm a jerk.. I once had wealth.. Power.. And the love of a beautiful woman.. Now I only have 2 things.. My friends.. And........ Uh.. My thermos. Huh? My story? Okay! It was never easy for me.. I was born a poor black child.. I remember the days sitting on the porch, with my family.. Singin' and dancing.. Down in Mississippi..
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    do tell! crazy? poor people are crazy jack. im eccentric.
     
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    You're not too bright, man. But you got some big, round, hairy cajones.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    you got to get up pretty early in the morning and work hard all day to bring old ma' coltons boys the news, for she didnt raise no fools, no sir. now i figure you got you a story to tell. why dont you go on and set the mood for us, say whats on your mind.
     
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    I like this guy. Who is this guy?. Why is he here?. Where did he come from?. Is he really black?. What is in the Thermos?. What songs did you sing?.

    All these questions need answering. Now. KTHANXBAI.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i know what you mean, there is something affable about him, but look at his post count! 91? where the hell are they? i only ever did see two posts from this hoss
     
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    You mean.. I gotta stay this colour.. Forever?! :cry:
     
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    :spliff:
     
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    Yeh... wheres other posts!?

    I suspect The_Voice
     
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    Who am I? I am a complex personality, as our most of the small breed of modern day renaissance millionaires
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    how curious! stretch marks you say. is it a wild thing like the pouges? rum sodomy and the lash? i doubt its the voice. and what color is a baboons ass? red? pink? surely there is no call for pink just now. instead lets listen to iggy pop and drink wine. im trying REALLY hard not to score yay so fucking distract me please oh pplease distract me
     
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    JUST SAY NO! IT AINT NO THANG BUT CHICKEN WANG ON A STRANG!!!
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    shit i dont know. guess not huh? just gonna go get my 12% beer, my valium and listen to black metal. oh and im starting a thread on peter andre
     
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    I want some chicken wangs..
     
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    On some strang..
     
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    you and me both mate. If you find any... point them in my direction.... in a style thats kinda like the black version of praying to mecca... DUN KNOW!!
     
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    I found some wang, and some strang, but it ain't not chicken wang on a strang.
     
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    Did you lose your anal virginity, the list seems to be unclear, can we clarify only 2 things exist on the list
     
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    sounds like you have mental problems man
    yeah really does


    man
     
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    Chicken Oritental