Gordon Ramsay's Porn Dwarf Double Eaten by Badger

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  1. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    Hahaha
     
  2. miszt

    miszt BASSFACE Royale

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    jesus WTF u culdnt make it up lol
     
  3. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    spotted this about 3 weeks ago, picture of the headline was instantly facebooked.

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  4. jimjimjim

    jimjimjim oldskool

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    just sprayed my tea over my desk readin the tittle of the dwarf porn film:

    Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go

    pmsl
     
  5. $pyto

    $pyto Soundcloud changed everything

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    Badgers are rowdy
     
  6. kenyon

    kenyon @ The Crack Spot

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    wow that is fuckin funny!
     
  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    tragic. those of us paying attention to show business expected great things. well done that man.
     
  8. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    eaten by badgers...what a way to go
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah. doesnt add up when you think about it. he was overpowered by a badger then. yes, thats it. cos thats where he was found you see. therefore it follows, he was brutalized by said badger, have animal control come in, put this rabid murderous beast down and we can knock off early, close the books on this one. solved by good old fashioned police work, good job. nothing see here, move along people. fancy a a kebab and a cup of tea? muscle relaxing pain killer and a bit of sodomy perhaps, i cant work out wether to make this a dig at the british or the police or midgets or what.
     
  10. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Hahahaha gassing badgers too.
     
  11. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    Maybe he got confused between beaver and badger?

    Obviously you dont go anywhere near a badger hole.