Gordon Ramsay's Porn Dwarf Double Eaten by Badger

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  1. Hombre-J

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    Hahaha
     
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    jesus WTF u culdnt make it up lol
     
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    spotted this about 3 weeks ago, picture of the headline was instantly facebooked.

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    just sprayed my tea over my desk readin the tittle of the dwarf porn film:

    Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go

    pmsl
     
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    Badgers are rowdy
     
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    wow that is fuckin funny!
     
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    tragic. those of us paying attention to show business expected great things. well done that man.
     
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    eaten by badgers...what a way to go
     
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    yeah. doesnt add up when you think about it. he was overpowered by a badger then. yes, thats it. cos thats where he was found you see. therefore it follows, he was brutalized by said badger, have animal control come in, put this rabid murderous beast down and we can knock off early, close the books on this one. solved by good old fashioned police work, good job. nothing see here, move along people. fancy a a kebab and a cup of tea? muscle relaxing pain killer and a bit of sodomy perhaps, i cant work out wether to make this a dig at the british or the police or midgets or what.
     
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    Hahahaha gassing badgers too.
     
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    Maybe he got confused between beaver and badger?

    Obviously you dont go anywhere near a badger hole.