Googlewhacking

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by DJ NUERA, Dec 3, 2008.

  1. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Anybody into this, used to spend all my time at work doing this until the fucking banned every web page. :tosser:
    Still, I feel a tournament is in order. Can post the rules if needed.
     
  2. Riisu

    Riisu Not the Preacher Man

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  3. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    whats googlewhacking? :confused:
     
  4. BoudiCat

    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    I'll googlewhack you all!
     
  5. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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  6. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    is google whackin closin ur eyes typin sumfin the the first link u have to wack of over an the last to jizz loses?
     
  7. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Visit Google. Submit a query of two words, but don't use quote marks. (Quotes tell Google to find the enclosed words immediately adjacent - and that's just too easy!) Use no punctuation in your words, and no numbers (just 26 letters from A through Z). Find two words that return one result,
    What are the rules?
    Rule Number One: Your two Googlefactors must exist in Google's view of legitimate words in this dictionary. Not your view; Google's view! Google does the work, and Google has the final word on what may be legitimate! In the blue bar atop your Google results, accepted terms are linked, and so appear 'underlined.' No line, no link, or no legitimate word = Googlejack!

    Rule Number Two: Google also is the arbiter of a whack's uniqueness. Look to the right end of the blue bar atop your Google results. If you see "Results 1 - 1 of (any number),' you found exactly one hit = Googlewhack!

    Rule Number Three: Google shows you an excerpt of the page you whacked. Look at that text. If it's merely a list of words (such as a bibliography, concordance, encyclopedia, glossary, thesaurus, dictionary, domain names, or plain old machine-generated random garbage), No Whack For You!

    If your Googlefactors don't comply, some other whacker will certainly test them, then expose your treachery to all!

    3-2-1 Whack away everyone.
     
  8. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    looks like alot to remember ill stick to my simple method thank u very much!
     
  9. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Not for sheeezy, I can googlewhack with the best of them.
    Give me your best shot Boudi.........
     
  10. artisanvip

    artisanvip Member

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    i've just had a go and i suck at googlewhacking!

    dave gorman though, another ledge!
     
  11. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    :not_worth

    Its fucking hard work.
    I just got 15,000 results for exposive hopscotch.

    EXPLAIN THAT................
     
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  12. Gunnerpad

    Gunnerpad F

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    the lowest i ever got it was 6 but i cant remeber what it was, something to do with an aquafarm or aquafarming.

    dogmatic aquafarming got 87.
     
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  13. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    LOL!

    Used to do this back at school with mates bored in ict!!!

    Eventually did get a few.. Fuck knows what with lol!
     
  14. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    you lot got waaay too much free time....wish i had too..:(
     
  15. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    We done this in IT class years ago, can't remember what mine was :(
     
  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i dont get it it was too long rules. whats it do
     
  17. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    i got an 8...with
    Donabe mauve
     
  18. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    Donabe spastic got me a 6!!...best yet!!
     
  19. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    basically...search something in google using 2 words...the aim is to only get one result rather than the usual thousands...its bloody hard...

    6 is my PB
     
  20. JunglelisticG

    JunglelisticG I ♥ Drum'N'Bass

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    I done it LOL

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