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DJ NUERA

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Anybody into this, used to spend all my time at work doing this until the fucking banned every web page. :tosser:
Still, I feel a tournament is in order. Can post the rules if needed.
 
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is google whackin closin ur eyes typin sumfin the the first link u have to wack of over an the last to jizz loses?
 
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Visit Google. Submit a query of two words, but don't use quote marks. (Quotes tell Google to find the enclosed words immediately adjacent - and that's just too easy!) Use no punctuation in your words, and no numbers (just 26 letters from A through Z). Find two words that return one result,
What are the rules?
Rule Number One: Your two Googlefactors must exist in Google's view of legitimate words in this dictionary. Not your view; Google's view! Google does the work, and Google has the final word on what may be legitimate! In the blue bar atop your Google results, accepted terms are linked, and so appear 'underlined.' No line, no link, or no legitimate word = Googlejack!

Rule Number Two: Google also is the arbiter of a whack's uniqueness. Look to the right end of the blue bar atop your Google results. If you see "Results 1 - 1 of (any number),' you found exactly one hit = Googlewhack!

Rule Number Three: Google shows you an excerpt of the page you whacked. Look at that text. If it's merely a list of words (such as a bibliography, concordance, encyclopedia, glossary, thesaurus, dictionary, domain names, or plain old machine-generated random garbage), No Whack For You!

If your Googlefactors don't comply, some other whacker will certainly test them, then expose your treachery to all!

3-2-1 Whack away everyone.
 
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DJ NUERA said:
Visit Google. Submit a query of two words, but don't use quote marks. (Quotes tell Google to find the enclosed words immediately adjacent - and that's just too easy!) Use no punctuation in your words, and no numbers (just 26 letters from A through Z). Find two words that return one result,
What are the rules?
Rule Number One: Your two Googlefactors must exist in Google's view of legitimate words in this dictionary. Not your view; Google's view! Google does the work, and Google has the final word on what may be legitimate! In the blue bar atop your Google results, accepted terms are linked, and so appear 'underlined.' No line, no link, or no legitimate word = Googlejack!

Rule Number Two: Google also is the arbiter of a whack's uniqueness. Look to the right end of the blue bar atop your Google results. If you see "Results 1 - 1 of (any number),' you found exactly one hit = Googlewhack!

Rule Number Three: Google shows you an excerpt of the page you whacked. Look at that text. If it's merely a list of words (such as a bibliography, concordance, encyclopedia, glossary, thesaurus, dictionary, domain names, or plain old machine-generated random garbage), No Whack For You!

If your Googlefactors don't comply, some other whacker will certainly test them, then expose your treachery to all!

3-2-1 Whack away everyone.
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looks like alot to remember ill stick to my simple method thank u very much!
 
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artisanvip said:
i've just had a go and i suck at googlewhacking!

dave gorman though, another ledge!
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:not_worth

Its fucking hard work.
I just got 15,000 results for exposive hopscotch.

EXPLAIN THAT................
 
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the lowest i ever got it was 6 but i cant remeber what it was, something to do with an aquafarm or aquafarming.

dogmatic aquafarming got 87.
 
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LOL!

Used to do this back at school with mates bored in ict!!!

Eventually did get a few.. Fuck knows what with lol!
 
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