google poetics

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  1. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz VIP Junglist

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    some lols to be had here...

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    here's some of mine:

    please mum
    please don't go
    please like me
    please be careful with my heart

    and another:

    why am I so tired
    why am I so ugly
    why am I so gassy
    why am I single
     
  2. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked VIP Junglist

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    Is this a cry for help Richie?
     
  3. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    I swear you'd Rickroll all of us on this one!
     
  4. tewky1

    tewky1 Well-Known Member VIP Junglist

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    you can make google say what you want, with enough searches, google bombin init.
     
  5. Borf™

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    Why does mum turn me on?
    Why does mum moan at night?
    Why does mum hate me?
    Why does mum cry?

    Is it ok to touch your cousin?
    Is it ok to touch a girl breast?
    Is it ok to touch a baby's soft spot?
    Is it ok to touch myself?


    Why does my vagina smell?
    Why does my vagina smell fishy?
    Why does my vagina smell bad?
    Why does my vagina hurt when I pee?

    Is it ok to wear black to a wedding?
    Is it ok to run every day?
    Is it ok to reaheat cooked salmon?
    Is it ok to be gay?
     
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  6. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz VIP Junglist

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    at least borf(tm) gets it (y)
     
  7. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked VIP Junglist

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    Why must I cry
    Why must I be a teenager in love
    Why must I be a crustacean in love
    Why must I be surrounded by frickin idiots
     
  8. Borf™

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    The third one is a tune by Ethix I think. Or Ewoks. Whatever name that crab eyed cunt goes by these days
     
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  9. jungle_fever

    jungle_fever Well-Known Member VIP Junglist

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    why do we yawn
    why do muslims fast
    why do we dream
    why do cats purr

    is it true that muslims are exempt from obamacare
    is it true that muslims dont use toilet paper
    is it true that muslims dont like dogs
    is it true that muslims build

    why do pakis have big noses
    why do pakis stink
    why do pakis fast
    why do pakis hate jews

    why is my crack itching
    why is my crack dark
    why is my crack always showing
    why is my crack so hairy

    is it normal that i talk to myself
    is it normal that i let my dog...
    is it normal that i dont want any friends
    is it normal that i hump my pillow
     
  10. Catsel

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    i type in you suck tomato. nothing comes up.

    cos im fuckin original.

    ting.

    stick wid it.