Golf Anybody?

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Dugg Funnie, Jun 21, 2013.

  1. Dugg Funnie

    Dugg Funnie Well-Known Member

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    Just wondering if any of you fellows here are golfers? Honestly the best game ever made.

    Looking to book a Tee Time's next year at Legend (South Africa, look it up, there's helicopters 'n' shit) and Cog Hill Course #4 (Chicago)


    Love it.
     
  2. Skuff

    Skuff Well-Known Member

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    I used to play all the time until I snapped my knee on the 18th being a twat. Haven't played since :(
     
  3. t345e

    t345e Well-Known Member

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    Played for the first time about 2 weeks ago after putting it off for ages in fear of being shit.

    First shot i step up and leather the fuck out this ball and ive then got my mates shouting behind me nooooooooooooooooo. Turns out it's not 'etiquette' to hit the ball whilst there are other golfers in the middle of a hole. The ball literally came fizzing past this bre and straight into the car park where it bounced off a few cars n shit.

    Great day out.
     
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  4. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    Far too expensive that hobby.

    Might as well take up crack addiction as a cheaper pass time.
     
  5. D-Jhepz

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    i quite enjoy a like playful game of par 3 nine 9 holes... by the end of it im usually so trollied im actually getting it on the green
     
  6. t345e

    t345e Well-Known Member

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    We paid like 34 quid man between the three of us and we got about 4 hours worth of fun - not bad value. Only made it half way round the course and got bored but had some beers and that on the way. It was a glorious day and we were quite hungover but it was quite enjoyable for a bit. I think it was funny because we were all so shit though, I had a couple of good shots but post the time I spent in the rough just pounding the ball and it going nowhere. Would do it again.

    It's these people that take it too seriously that fuck me off though. Its golf ffs.
     
  7. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    Yeah I have always wanted to get into it. Few guys in the office play, might tag along some time.

    Also, how the fuck do you pronounce your name?

    Edit: just saw your soundcloud link, tease, I get it now (y)
     
  8. bn14

    bn14 Well-Known Member

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    I go smash some balls up the driving range on the odd sunny day but a whole round would be beyond me, and if i was spending doe on a sport it would be clay shooting.

    off topic: trev record a mix man, been long
     
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  9. t345e

    t345e Well-Known Member

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    Yeh to be honest mate when I signed up here I just did it without any real thought and its just stayed. It's fucking queer i know...

    I know mate, I had a bit of a rough start to the year to be honest as my best mate died on new years day. He was probably the only person on this planet who was on the level with dnb and I just havent really picked it up for bit. Just reminds me of him a lot.

    He left like a sheet of mixes he loved written down on a bit of paper which I have now acquired and am trying to piece mix out of but its taking longer than i thought.
     
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    bn14 Well-Known Member

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    tell me about it...


    Sorry to hear that, i cant imagine losing someone close to me must be really difficult but remember when you're pulling off those mixes he'll be looking down thinking thinking of all the good times and keeping an eye on you.
     
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  11. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    you can put that tee into your quivering asshole and ill go jolly roger with a wood on your arse



    hows that for golf
     
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  12. Dugg Funnie

    Dugg Funnie Well-Known Member

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    Ya for me having just got out of college I can't be one of those guys who has a pre-scheduled weekly game on a private club course where it's like $150 per round; but there's nice courses around here where I can play 18 and use a cart for anywhere between $15-$30 which is pretty decent, especially given how nice some of the courses are. And absolutely bring a few brewski's and an L or two depending on how crowded the course is. ;)
     
  13. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Golf is a bourgeois fetish imo.
     
  14. t345e

    t345e Well-Known Member

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    Yeh man I know. Easier said than done though.

    Anyway enough dear diary this thread is golf.

    Yards four talihoo
     
  15. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    fuck goold
     
  16. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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  17. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    i golf.

    i have an unofficial handicap of 15. And possibly schizophrenia. but that doesn't count apparently when you hit it in the bushes and set fire to your clubs in a rage. you still have to hit the ball where it lies, even with burnt clubs, no matter how much you threaten people.
     
  18. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    that just gave me a feel.

    condolences bro, that's a really nice idea.
     
  19. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Playing tomorrow. Love it
     
  20. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    Clay shootings too expensive, went with my dad at the start of the year and he paid £100 for about hour... Must be £1 a cartridge? Was so fun though :(