Goldie... fukin joker!!

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  1. RocksteadyUK

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haha. cliffy chicken. i want to be drunk but i dont want to drink. what to do what to do.
     
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    Elzerk 00111100 00110011

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    Inject alcohol up the ass. Tampons, soaked in alcohol. Alcohol enema?
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    really? is that a thing?
     
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    try it... you knwo you want to. It does mean haqving to go to the shop and buy tampins though.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah thats a deal breaker. no tampons. i hate girls.
     
  8. dirty breaks

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    It's a thing. Don't know what its called but since it involves tampons and alcohol I'm gonna call it a beeriod.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haha beeriod. i like that. pretty clever. but its not dipped in beer dibby. its dipped in vodka or whatever. or what you can do is dissolve a tablet of e in like a fifth of an egg cup of hot water, then you put your girl in the sonar position (knees behind ears, ass up in the air) then you take a straw, suck up the solution with the straw in you mouth, make her open her ass, stick the straw in her ass, make her close it (with force if necessary), then drop the solition through straw into ass.
    then watch her fraggle the fuck out. its awesome. i dont touch that horrible stuff so its not for me.