Gods Plan

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Radius, Aug 27, 2011.

  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    If tehre is a God, I am confused cos. Why would you design an asshole where lots of shit comes out of, yet make it hairy , I mean most animals and humans have a hairy asshole. So was teh baboon an afterthought ?

    discus.
    is tehre a god...( or an Allah, Buddah,etc)
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    need to keep that business warm...you hear?
     
  3. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    good idea, but that is what pants are for
     
  4. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    yeah, but we didn't evolve with 'em.
     
  5. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    Ooooohhh, imaginary friend. Ohhhh, friend.
     
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    OOOOOOOHHH all knowing friend ooooh friend
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  7. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    Oooohhh, friend.



























    FRIEEEEEEEND.
     
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    OOH FRIEND! FUCKING BEARDY FRIEND!
     
  9. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Wrong...wait..there is someone outside..fffuu
     
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    Good ol' JW, eh?
     
  11. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    If there is a loving god it raises more questions than it settles...

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    The thing is you would expect grown men like this...

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    ...to have an answer to conjoined twins but they don't. I demand that either he admits this god of his is prone to sadism or he be sacked and his whole organisation asked to pay back every penny they've had from us in taxes...
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    religion has never done anything good....ever.

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  13. miszt

    miszt BASSFACE Royale

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    hmm duno about that, 'The Church' in the UK was responsible for leading the way into Social Care, things like NHS, Welfare, Social Housing, looking after the Elderly, would not have happened without the socialist influence of 'the church', admitidly none of that makes up for the horrific actions of some parts of 'the church', but it should still at least be acknowledged. the same can be said of other major religons around the world, Buddhist Monks are heavily involved in socialist projects for eg. Not all religous types expect conversion as payment for good deeds, that includes christians

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    that would be an Ecumenical matter

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    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    rysk Part-time waster

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    that's a good point, bhuddism is the only religion that makes any sense, more in the bhuddists way of life than 'reaching nirvana' and all that business. But what I ment was how religion is responsible in some way for nearly every major war. It has caused divides between cultures, the spark for nearly every kind of racism or extremism and the cause for some truly sickening acts. And all for the sake of living in fear.

    I was debating with a devout catholic earlier and he said, in all seriousness "atheists don't have morals because they don't believe in god"....*facepalm*
     
  16. miszt

    miszt BASSFACE Royale

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    haha well that sums the problem up quite nicely, next time you should point out that he is not infact following the teachings of Jesus Christ or God, but the teachings of the Apostle Paul, a barbaric bounty hunter for the roman empire who distorted 'christianity' to suit the political agenda of the empire. So if he wants to know where his Morality really comes from, he'll need to understand more about Roman justice

    interesting side point, there are stories of Jesus in Tibet, and its not hard to find the comparisons between Jesus's teachings and the Buddhist philosphies, but they are so fuked up now by the politics that have held onto it for so long
     
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    "BUT THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOOOOOOD!!!"
    "how do you know that?"
    "BECAUSE IT SAYS SO!!!"
    "but how do you know that's true?"
    "BECAUSE IT'S THE WORD OF GOOOOOOOOOD!!!"

    Gotta love circular logic.

    Still yet to commit myself to reading 'the god dellusion'...it's a big fucking book.
     
  18. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    God is gay, my mum said so
     
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    relevant...and hilarious
     
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  20. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Oh lawd...

    Religions evolved to explain the natural world to people who had no real grasp of how it worked. Central to their existence is a belief in angels and demons and talking snakes and people who performed miracles or gods with 16,000 wives or many arms or rivers with spirits or, in miszts case, reincarnation, karma and a whole pantheon of minor gods (real people that walked the earth with special powers). They're so full of shit that it's pushing things to breaking point point to describe any of them as making sense...

    Miszt do you really believe in a soul that gets reincarnated at birth? Do you believe there is a celestial committee that meets to decide what sort of animal you should be reborn as or whether something nasty should happen to you because you stole something from a neighbour? Do you think it's reasonable to imply that it's worth wasting anyone's time or energy in studying buddhism?