GODDAMN CHRISTMAS SHOPPING

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What would interets me muchly is how many of you bad men have to still write to santa claus. Very muchly.But as for you deegun oh internet shopper of much smuggness..fairplay. :)
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Bahaha, hope you suffer (or did) in the masses of mankind and humanity..hohoho!Naw, for real man, I caught so much stuff cheaper on the net as it would have been in real life :teeth:
But tbh I like to do shopping, so guess I get thrown outta this thread.
 

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YEA, but hey I ain't been yet at its the last fucking Saturday b4 the BIG DAY..man its gonna be shit out there.
 

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yea i know what you mean man ..

i went on boots and superdrug online ..

3 for 2 .. so buy 2 pressies for 10 - 15 .. get one free for same.

pisses me off tho,

its pressure.. im not tight, id happily go to a pub with everyone ive bought presents for, and buy a couple of rounds which would cost more.

but its being forced to go out and pick things for everyone, coz everyone else is.. fuckin con..

i like to buy people gifts when i want to, not just be pressured into the bastard as the clock ticks down to 25th ..
 

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YEA, but hey I ain't been yet at its the last fucking Saturday b4 the BIG DAY..man its gonna be shit out there.
go to boots.. serious.. youll get sumthin for everyone ..

and save a fair bit .. spend 45 .. and they will deliver it to your home on monday aswell
 

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My missus forced me to get presents in november, which i'm kinda thankful that she did. I only have to get a couple more bits and dont have to spend as much as I would have done. Just gotta go get a PS3 for my mum and dad.
 

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I am going th efull hog and going into town and now th emissus is getting teh big stress on and blankin me too..prob leave me for christmas like last year. H ah aI'll have a laugh wiv mi mates then
 

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Doing 99% of it Tuesday. Wish me luck, if you don't hear from me by wednesday night don't bother sending a search party i'd probably have already killed myself.
 

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good luck.be strong . its at this time of the year I pity the clauistrophobics amongst us. stuck in aeternal queue to buy 1 present on a list of 20
 

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i still need to go get my mum n sisters pressies. i got all the others weeks ago

BUT its Saturday, AM I FUCK GOING SHOPPING TODAY i have a football match to attend.
 

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If it bothers you so much just do it on the internet.

Had all 12 of mine sorted within 3 hours at work, no fuss, no queues and no whinging.

And now today I get to play in the snow!
 

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It's not the shopping that bothers me, it's wrapping that shit up that does my head in!

Always end up leaving it to Chistmas eve, get back drunk and remember I still have to wrap the presents
 

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When I was younger I felt guilty on christmas morning having not bought my parents anything in return for all the money they spent on me, so I went through the house finding anything that was still sealed in packaging and wrapped it up.

That year my they got a set of Tippex pens, a Sellotape dispenser (no tape) and an 80s Walkman I found in the bottom of a drawer and I don't even think they realised it was all their own stuff!
 

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It's not the shopping that bothers me, it's wrapping that shit up that does my head in!
Thats why I always ask them to do it if I go shopping..if they don´t ask, but they always do around christmas.
If I got stuff online and its not wrapped up I simply use these bags
for a cheating :lol:
 
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Too in debt to afford presents. Going to be shit turning up to my girlfriends house for christmas dinner with shit presents for everyone and nothing for her!
 

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all about the xmas bags. fuck wrapping shit up just seal it at the top with a kiss. i mean cellotape. either that or do the mulitple tescos bags & duck tape. i like to use different bags for each layer, it's like supermarket pass the parcel
 
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