Well, like the title states - God is PISSED (literally) My fucking boiler exploded a couple of hours ago which, although sounding cool, is most definitely not. I had to drive my face through (what I've now been told to be) 1l per second of water at bar5 pressure (???) completely drenching myself and breaking my car keys to turn a ridiculously stiff handle to shut off the mains water supply. The plumber can't come til tomorrow so I've got no water AT ALL until then, the basement had like 3 inches of water in it, everything's fucking soaked, and the welcoming smell of weed has been replaced by what i would describe as "wet wood" - just in case you were getting any ideas, I've sent off the patent for the fragrance and have just begun my email correspondence with Armani and D&G. (results to follow) On the bright side, the plumber says he'll fix it for free cus he can't make it today - so it's not all bad.