God just took revenge for all my New Orleans Jokes

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Scatcat, Jun 11, 2010.

  1. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    Well, like the title states - God is PISSED (literally)

    My fucking boiler exploded a couple of hours ago which, although sounding cool, is most definitely not. I had to drive my face through (what I've now been told to be) 1l per second of water at bar5 pressure (???) completely drenching myself and breaking my car keys to turn a ridiculously stiff handle to shut off the mains water supply.

    The plumber can't come til tomorrow so I've got no water AT ALL until then, the basement had like 3 inches of water in it, everything's fucking soaked, and the welcoming smell of weed has been replaced by what i would describe as "wet wood" - just in case you were getting any ideas, I've sent off the patent for the fragrance and have just begun my email correspondence with Armani and D&G. (results to follow)

    On the bright side, the plumber says he'll fix it for free cus he can't make it today - so it's not all bad.
     
  2. luciduk

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  3. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    cheers man I really appreciate you taking an interest, it means a lot to me. You know before, you were just Luciduk, but now, now you are so much more than that to me; so much more. Over these past couple of weeks there's been loads of emotion and (sexual) tension flying around between us and I just...i just wanna...well, what I'm trying to say is, I see you as a brother.

    Stay golden Ponyboy
     
  4. MAJESTIC

    MAJESTIC BishBashBosh

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  5. TongueFlap

    TongueFlap Flappin'

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    mate u do amuse me
     
  6. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    OMG wait til I tell my mom

    *edit* just thought of a much better response when i was taking a shit (the best place for ideas) - I should have said:

    HEY! I do not abuse you.

    Oh well (and yes I know I have no life)
     
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  7. Original Nuttah

    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

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    unlucky mate.

    On the plus side.. the jailbait thread is still running :D
     
  8. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    can i just ask how you get that welcoming smell of weed?
     
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    TongueFlap Flappin'

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  10. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    a lot of hard work and dedication. It's a difficult task, and all along that righteous path there will be people who tell you that you can't do it, but you CAN, you persevere, you challenge, you believe, you breath, you cough, you eat, you sleep, you...To view the rest of this comment please visit smokeweed.mod.uk

    Join the stoners, be average-to-poor and not worry about it

    ---------- Post added at 20:05 ---------- Previous post was at 20:04 ----------

    as they say, every cloud has a semi-naked 16 year old behind it
     
  11. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    after 10 pints, i fail to see why i should regard this thread with anything but pure and utter distaste. i don't think i can read it properly in fairness though

    (that sentence took me fooking ages to write, damn misbehaving fingers!)
     
  12. ilovelondon

    ilovelondon Call me Jens.

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    What do you mean by 'exploding'?
    Because if you're plumber says he's going to fix it, and for free...
    You must have got a different definition for exploding.




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    Osime Official Japanese Student

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