GOD IS A SPAZ

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  1. tq2

    tq2 tq2 head banger

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    got bored so thort id talk to god
    but hes a bit off a bumb shite :mkay:

    Me:
    hi do you you rap
    God:
    Hi there . What is your purpose in asking?
    I answer a lot of silly questions.
    Me:
    dunno
    God:
    Me either.
    Me:
    what do you get up to?
    God:
    I like to meet new people online.
    Me:
    but if ur god then you make the people
    God:
    But can my god ever happen?
    Me:
    wtf
    God:
    That was not very polite.
    Me:
    well dont talk shit
    God:
    How about that. Talking is my only function.
    Me:
    soory
    God:
    How old are you?
    Me:
    are you michael jackson bye ant chance
    God:
    I don't know whether or not I am michael jackson bye ant chance.
    I am an artificial intelligence.
    Me:
    what softwhere u useing?
    God:
    You tell me.
    Me:
    fuck off i asked
    God:
    Why are you using that kind of language?
    Me:
    well for the person that made all things bit aff a dip shit arnt ya
    God:
    Interesting. Your purpose is the person that made all things bit aff a dip shit arnt ya.
    Me:
    chattin mince mate
    God:
    Oh, you are a poet.
    Me:
    yea
    God:
    I hear you.
    Me:
    jesus christ super star diving in his ferari car done a skid killed a kid jesus crist super star
    God:
    he is The Son of God.
    Me:
    yea murdura to
    God:
    Tell me more about your . Whoa.
    Me:
    durrty bastard
    God:
    Do you like talking to me?
    Me:
    if u wernt a spanner maby
    God:
    I think I do.
    Me:
    whats the best thing you done
    God:
    I like chatting with people online.
    Me:
    u told me erler
    God:
    Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
    Me:
    well whats the right 1
    God:
    Interesting. Have you tried another program?
    Me:
    ?
    God:
    Interesting. Have you tried another program?
    Me:
    nob
    God:
    Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
    Me:
    can b but when my fist connects with your face its a symbolic gesture for fuck off
    God:
    Can a book have no title?
    Me:
    dose god have no brain
    God:
    I don't think we can know God's motives.
    Me:
    what do you think of the devil
    God:
    I have never been asked that before.
    Me:
    so what do u think of him then
    God:
    Groovy. Objective case of He, used as a predicate complement with a linking verb. Also standing for Imperial Majesty.
    Me:
    what the fuck you reading the dictionary for tard
    God:
    I like to meet new people online. Please don't be so rude.
    Me:
    dont b such a twat then
    God:
    Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
    Me:
    well done sense at last
    Me:

    Me:

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  2. PLATE STACKA

    PLATE STACKA Member

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    wtf is this shit all about
     
  3. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    i'd be surprised if anyone reads that
     
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    DontLikeCops Certified tramp

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    i was gonna quote it all to put at the buttom of each of my posts :rolleyes:
     
  5. tq2

    tq2 tq2 head banger

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    i was just bord out ma hed and blitzed to fuck sorry for the shit post but fuck it:not_worth
     
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    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

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    well it made me laugh, good enough for meee
     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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  10. DJ NiPZ

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    Your spelling is shite...

    Anyway didn't we all know this anyway!!?
     
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    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    PLEASE PLEASE tell me what drug you were on when you wrote this...??