Goatees.

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  1. ApeCat

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    So I wanted to start a thread as well and the first thing on my mind is goatees.

    Goatees strike me as sort of the Platypus of facial hair. It's like, a little joke, you know? A joke played by God or possibly just by Cool Guys on impressionable young guys with not-quite-developed beards yet. As a quick disclaimer I'd just like to say that if any of ya'll are rocking a goatee, that's cool too, 'cos due to a system I like to call the Pecking Order, you guys get to pick on guys with even lesser facial hair, i.e. me.

    Anywaaaays; goatees.
    The thing is, I only ever see them being worn by nerds, and the only people who think they're cool ever, are total nerds. They might try to conceal that they are nerds [Rob Swire, cough fucking cough cough] and they're probably pretty heavy in denial. It's even possible the reason they got [grew? whatever...] the goatee in the first place was to mask their nerddom.

    So where was I going with this?
     
  2. PostmanPat

    PostmanPat I'll cum in your arse.

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    Got my mate to shave off his earlier today. Then we laughed and called him twelve.
     
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    So the Goatee's only actual merit is that "At least you don't look twelve"?

    Weak...
     
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    got three weeks into trying to grow a goatee just for shits n giggles, and realised i have two bald patches around my chin.
    Epic Goatee Fail
     
  5. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    Simon is a prick though.
     
  6. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    looooool
     
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    co0ke windowlicker

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    are all people with a goatees paedophiles or does it jus seem like that?
     
  8. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    i read the start of this thread as goatses
     
  9. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    i can't grow my beard past my chin.


    true story.
     
  10. ApeCat

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    And how come Lady Gaga looks totally hot from like, all of three different angles - three magical dimensions that mask the MINGE and tease us with an alternate reality of what could have been. A reality where the world is a more beautiful place which God dangles teasingly in front of us like that pop tart cat, the most beautiful beast of all, and one that sadly will never see the light of day.. ;_;

    Or is that just what they call the MySpace effect and it applies to everyone?
     
  11. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    You dreaming of Lady Ga Ga's fu fu again Apecat? Doesnt that make you gay? Or at least bi...
     
  12. ApeCat

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    I feel.. confused..

    Does this mean I'm bi-curious?

    'Cos I've been wanting to check that shit out.
     
  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    everyone is a tad bi from what i understand, with the exception of homosexuals. who are gay.
     
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    So that means gay people are actually.. missing out?

    I'm starting to like this arrangement! Fags!!
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    I'm given to believe that homosexuality is an add on (or possibly plug-in as you producers would call it) except for those blessed few who dream of being penetrated. But of course who can say for sure...

    Are there many who take a walk on the wild side in Oslo Sep? You should try and get a scene going...just for the pan sexual lolz naturally.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkwD261MHsc
     
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    Available, country, etc.
     
  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    seppo... is that your name? doesnt sound very norwegian. are you a pyramid scheme. be honest.
     
  18. ApeCat

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    I'm a descendant of lizard peo-I mean my dad's family has Finnish roots.
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Is it Sep or Seppy? For some reason your name makes me think of woodland creatures...

    ---------- Post added at 12:42 ---------- Previous post was at 12:41 ----------

    Mostly big rabbits if I'm being honest. Not sure why.
     
  20. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    big titty rabbits. hawt.