Go into coffee shop for iced beverage - see this.................

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  1. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    WHAT DO?!..............
     
  2. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    stick a quater in and see what tricks it does :D
     
  3. alz

    alz compress to impress

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    finger till u die
     
  4. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Draw a smiley face on it.
     
  5. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    Buy your beverage in peace.


    Then pour it down the hatch.
     
  6. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    point and laugh
     
  7. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    pull the girl stood next to hims trousers down, and then if she argues use him as an example and say "everyone is doing it these days, chill bitch".
     
  8. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    I think those things are donuts next to him, but even so try and fit as many as possible anywhere on him. +5 points for open back pocket, +10 for side pockets, +50 for the crack
     
  9. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    are you referring to the bags of what appear to be coffee beans?
     
  10. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    oh well that makes a lot more sense. I guess we have to lower the point boundaries - and I dunno why i thought they were donuts, possibly I am a retard
     
  11. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure....
     
  12. DontLikeCops

    DontLikeCops Certified tramp

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    put some coffee beans in his crack tell him to tense to grind em up n let him fart the powdery goodness in to a cup ready to add the hot water o_O

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    "basil this coffee tastes shit....thats cos it is shit austin"
     
  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ave a nosh with your uncle tony
     
  14. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Pour the coffee beans down his crack, then add boiling water and one spoon of sugar. Then he will be jumping around and squirming in pain from the scolding water thus mixing the coffee and all the other ingredients together in his arse crack.

    Pull down his trousers
    hold cup to rectum
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    Profit
     
  15. losty

    losty losty2010

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    Did you take that pic??? If you did... why.....
     
  16. MAJESTIC

    MAJESTIC BishBashBosh

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  17. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    yea i took that picture, noone would have believed me
     
  18. GIRLSCANSTEP2

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    ^ THIS
     
  19. Thin and crispy

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    u should of tapped on the shoulder for the log shot