girlfriend is late.....

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  1. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    but she has a messed up uterus im sure. so shud be all good (y).

    coat hangers at the ready boys :missile:
     
  2. Riisu

    Riisu Not the Preacher Man

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    Buy her a watch, might help.
     
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  3. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    didn't know u cud use a watch
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haha thats not what he means michael, it was a... very family oriented SFW kind of joke from our esteemed yet sadly estranged member riisu.

    as for your girlfriend, or should i say roomie, i wouldnt worry too much buddy. if shes got a messed up uterus youre in no kind of danger, some girls are perfectly healthy and can have unprotected sex with their partner for years before finally getting pregnant.

    when i show up, climb atop of the dung heap we call love, crow, and fly off into the majesty of the night sky, chasing the freezing moon.

    im the real father, michael. the arrogant impregnator of thousands.

    but now i have to eat muesli, x
     
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  5. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    you talking to me.. or quoting what i should yell from the town hall waving a bell violently ?
     
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    sam the dnb man Variation

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    Hahahah I can picture it now.
     
  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    you know what, im half way round the world, you might as well do it for me. but remember, if anyone asks, your name is not karl and you are never to be referred to as "the log". and you certainly didnt sit on the monday morning meeting nearly falling off the chair in sheer exhaustion from having slept very very little the night before, on account of a certain roomie that needed to talk all damn night.

    dont think im making a good impression in my damn career when i pull shit like that.
     
  8. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    one of them homeless men getting drunk as fuck on a non alcoholic box of wine

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    its not castels roomies. :lol:
     
  9. Castel'sRoomies

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    FUCK MY STUPID FUCKING UTERUS MICHAEL

    WE SHALL EAT SOUP


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  10. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    :rofl:

    im Catsel.

    wrong guy.
     
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    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    kill it with fire
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    The last time someone told me this story, he became a very happy father, with a very happy family. And they were happy for ever. The End.
     
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    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    Fuck that shit.
     
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    Harry3 Chuki

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  15. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    :rofl: