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  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    ive fucking discovered gin...

    now i was always under the impression it was for old women and gaymen. now i aint a gaymen and this gin here... this gin is fucking grand.. take away any preconceptions of what drinking gin stands for.. this is a mans drink i swear..


    salute to the gin drinkers
     
  2. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    used to drink gin when i was younger good free stealable booze that no one really cares about

    oh and its quite a nice drunk feeling
     
  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    gin is revered around alkies worldwide for its psychotropic effects. you dont simply drink gin, its bigger than that, when youre drunk on gin you... are gin.
    gin is known as "the mascara-thinner" for obvious reasons. the original form of gin is the dutch "graan jenever" which go some way to tell you about the origins of this fiendish concoction
     
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  4. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    It is good for removing paint, or panties. Nothing else.
     
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  5. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    Gin makes me wanna fuck.
    Drunk off gin is a no no on a boys night out otherwise someone or something is getting raped.
    It also stops me from being able to ejaculate in a timely manner. Which the girls seem to like more than the boys.

    Other benefits include:
    Mixed with tonic it goes super alien blue/white colour in the presence of UV lighting. Making a lost drink easily discover-able.
    A great source of juniper berries for that fresh Outta London taste.
    Easy to say to the bartender.. if your that drunk you cant talk, its easy to write down.
     
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  6. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    You don't need to write it down, I think gin is probably the easiest sound to make out of your mouth when smashed off your tits. Gin rolls off the tongue of any floshed spiriter
     
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  7. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    i feel like ive been reborn a few times, shed the proverbial skin shall we say.. emotional stuff this gin lark.
     
  8. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    I think gins horrible but Ill give it another go after all this high praise from seasoned wastemen :teeth:
     
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    Jwood27 VICTIM

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    gin is my new tipple of choice. very drinkable and makes me cause chaos which is fun.
     
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  10. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    I'm quite partial to a G&T on a night out. It refreshes the palate nicely.
     
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  11. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    gin? fuck yeah gin! but you know what, ill tell you what, so i will, heres what: im running out of drugs to beast. my system doesnt want more of anything special really. which is boring and i have to find out how to fix this
     
  12. Dannyboy93

    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    only drink bombay sapphire gin wise, no mixer, out the bottle and karl thats no good find your fix man, FIND YOUR FIX
     
  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i know! its crucial or ill climb a tower with a high powered rifle. i need my little fun in life. oh oh oh i just found meth! but its pretty freaking boring all in all. and i cant be on psychedelics all the time, too taxing for the brain. not sure where to turn now really
     
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    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    maybe mix it up with a little gin to take the edge off? Variety is the spice of life
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    but gin has the same problem as all other alcohol, and that is
    a) it costs money and
    b) the day after, you will suffer on all planes of existence
     
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    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    this is very true, this leaves only 1 option:

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    mmmmmmmm... what is that. is that a a a... crane? not sure i get it daniel, expound, if youd be so kind
     
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    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    HERON!!!!!! And lots of it
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    EHAAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHEAHAEHAEHAE

    BUT OF COURSE! HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO BLIND
     
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  20. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Gin Slims on a scalding hot day, poured allover my rigid member whilst wearing a poo stained vest & chanting down babylon next to some form of overly admired public work of art or sculpture is pretty cool guy..