Gimping yourself infront of the LADS !

EWOKS

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was just coming into my towerblock , and there loads of angry sweaty workmen , looking all alpha male, swearing , and cnut tattoos on their foreheads and such .. they were all lifting this big steel crane thing out of the lift that i was waiting for ..

thinking i was one of the lads with them , i thought id get all deep voice, and join the alpha pack and subscribe ...

so i said in my deepest laddy northern voice " shit lads, looks like that weighs a few quid! "

i instantly thought in my head .. a few quid ... wtf ? ..

then one of em looks up at me and says ... " yeh , mate ... weighs a few pennies does this " ... and one starts laughing abit ..

i go completely red , and do the most nervous high pitched squeek of a laff , and get into the lift, ball bag inside me ... have to wait 20 seconds for the doors to close .. trying not to look at them ..

what a bellend ..

any chance they were pure chav and they thought '' weighs a few quid '' is abit of a saying, and he felt a gimp for adding the '' pennies '' bit ...

or am i the only gimp in the tale ..

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Haha yeah, why Ethix? were you wearing a tight vest and red hot pants whilst this was all going on?
 

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coz they had big muscles .. the aim was to loose my virginity in the lift

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there was lycra involved

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was just meant to say .. shit , i bet thats fucking heavy ... but thought i had a good saying, ive never used ... and then would be the time ... but it was a saying no one has ever said ..

and i still didnt get plugged in
 

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Were they all surrounding you drinking Diet Pepsi as this was all going on, little water beads falling off the can and into your buttcrack.
 

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I don't want you (doo doo do do doo) to be no slave (doo doo do do doo)
I don't wan't you (doo doo do do doo) to work all day (doo doo do do doo)
But I want you to be true,
I just want to make shrimp eye love to you
loooove to yoooou
 

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how could i possibly have missed this thread. i feel your pain ethix, you just want to fit in and this is what happens. dont give up.
 

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should have just broke out into some press ups, holding a deep menacing stare into their eyes.

it shows a raw masculine strength and would have hidden the redness of your blushing.
 
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