Gimping yourself infront of the LADS !

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  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    was just coming into my towerblock , and there loads of angry sweaty workmen , looking all alpha male, swearing , and cnut tattoos on their foreheads and such .. they were all lifting this big steel crane thing out of the lift that i was waiting for ..

    thinking i was one of the lads with them , i thought id get all deep voice, and join the alpha pack and subscribe ...

    so i said in my deepest laddy northern voice " shit lads, looks like that weighs a few quid! "

    i instantly thought in my head .. a few quid ... wtf ? ..

    then one of em looks up at me and says ... " yeh , mate ... weighs a few pennies does this " ... and one starts laughing abit ..

    i go completely red , and do the most nervous high pitched squeek of a laff , and get into the lift, ball bag inside me ... have to wait 20 seconds for the doors to close .. trying not to look at them ..

    what a bellend ..

    any chance they were pure chav and they thought '' weighs a few quid '' is abit of a saying, and he felt a gimp for adding the '' pennies '' bit ...

    or am i the only gimp in the tale ..

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  2. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Why you trying to impress guys huh?
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Haha yeah, why Ethix? were you wearing a tight vest and red hot pants whilst this was all going on?
     
  5. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    coz they had big muscles .. the aim was to loose my virginity in the lift

    ---------- Post added at 09:53 ---------- Previous post was at 09:53 ----------

    there was lycra involved

    ---------- Post added at 09:54 ---------- Previous post was at 09:53 ----------

    was just meant to say .. shit , i bet thats fucking heavy ... but thought i had a good saying, ive never used ... and then would be the time ... but it was a saying no one has ever said ..

    and i still didnt get plugged in
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Were they all surrounding you drinking Diet Pepsi as this was all going on, little water beads falling off the can and into your buttcrack.
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    I don't wan't you (doo doo do do doo) to work all day (doo doo do do doo)
    But I want you to be true,
    I just want to make shrimp eye love to you
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    how could i possibly have missed this thread. i feel your pain ethix, you just want to fit in and this is what happens. dont give up.
     
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    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    This is a great story.
     
  13. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    It would probably ''weigh a few quid'' if they were out on the earn, scrapyard stylee.
     
  14. Subjekt Music

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    working class innit
     
  15. SIRUS

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    should have just broke out into some press ups, holding a deep menacing stare into their eyes.

    it shows a raw masculine strength and would have hidden the redness of your blushing.
     
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    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    New page. hurrr
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    GODDAMNIT CHRIS HOW DO YOU DO THAT
     
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    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    He waits until a page has 15 posts on it then posts saying "new page" or whatever.... It's really quite sad :teef:
     
  19. Subjekt Music

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    he does it with his pendulous eyebrows

    but he really should shut up