gift ideas..

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  1. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    for the mrs!! christmas i always disapoint. last year bought her some boots which were 3 sized too small and lost the receipt!

    This year wana get her something decent. but im properly shit at gifts. any ideas!? anyone got such a good gift they recieved the mother of all blow jobs in return?
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    You could get her some of those GHD's they are always yammering on about. Hair straighteners I believe
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    ive said it before but hey

    a jumper and a vibrator.

    if she doesn't like the jumper she can go fuck herself.

    i hope that helps tone.
     
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    Dugg Funnie Well-Known Member

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    Cut a hole in the box, etc....
     
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    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    jumper and vibrator it is.
     
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    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    rj_dnb Well-Known Member

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    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Knew this thread was a good idea.
     
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    jewellery, you cant go wrong if you just copy the style she already has. never fails honestly.
     
  10. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Semen.

    In your own bum.
     
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    this
     
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    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    She's already got one of those so il just get her a jumper
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    this is all very unoriginal. none of you seem to have even thought this through a little.
    this calls for serious after thought and initiative. you have a unique oportunity to prove your love here, if you can just think of something truly special.

    therefore, and i have thought this through tone, because i care, a penalty, is the correct gift here. i think assault is like 3 years in prison, and if you add rape charges on to that, shell be looking at 7-10 minimum.
    so get cracking tone old boy, get those pantaloons off in the parking lot or the elevator or the hallway or why not the living room and start the sexual assault and battery. might be spreading it on a little thick but i think it gets the jobs done if you know what i mean and then you can expect something in return when shes out on parole or whatever, i think all guys know what i mean here. right. respect knuckles.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Never fails? LOL. You my friend have fallen victim of a faked good reaction.

    DO NOT buy a girl jewellery. She wont like it. If she says she does, she's lying.
     
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    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    so what about the jumper and dildo suggestion? how you think that would go down.
     
  20. Gumby

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    I'd be pretty happy with that to be honest