Ghost Stories

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  1. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    You got any good ones? Don't believe in ghost myself, however I enjoy freeking out my kids. I also love the idea that there may be someone from beyond the grave trying to get me.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ive only ever had good experiences. like when i was a kid and i had pneumonia i woke up in the middle of the night and i grabbed a hold of someones hand that lead me downstairs where i got a glass of juice and a pill, then back upstairs to bed again. turns out noone had been up that night. and i met piss dave much later so it couldnt have been him.
     
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    logikz, wheres my money?
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    oh its coming. i aint didnt about no reason and by god they never not gonna will.
     
  5. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    My old man told me a stroy about his old mate...

    it was back in the 60's and he was driving down a country lane, the previous couple of hours had been a storm. He said apparently he was driving fast round this road he knows like the back of his hand. Next thing as he is hooning it towards a blind corner he saw a little child infront of him staring towards the headlights. he slammed on his breaks to a complete stop, started walking up towards this corner tofind the kid - no one there at all. he gets back in his motor thining hes trippng out started to drive round the bend and right there infront of him was a tree across the road. so basically if it wasnt fo the kid that appeared he would have died for sure. weeeiiiiirrd!
     
  6. RocksteadyUK

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    Mate ive had two pretty fukin weird experiences. One not really about ghosts.. but more about sprits/witch magic sort shit...

    Anyway first one...

    A couple years back me and my mates used to randomly go on drives to different places to literally go and smoke a few J's.... anyway... one day we decided to go to Epping Forest... which by all accounts is meant to be quite a scary woods anyway for some reason (there ghost stories about that place.. cant think of any right now)... but yeh anyway.... we went there... we had been in tons of woods etc... so none of us are afraid of the woods..... We get out of the car and start walking into the woods to find a little place to smoke... we never just go 1min in... we usually try and walk as deep in as poss... and then get blazed and try and get back out.... quite fun.... anyway.... on the way to this place im at the back on the line... and Sam (Sammy_Dodger on here) was at the front.... we walked for a while we kinda felt like we were lost.... after a little while i get a feeling that someone is walking behind me.... not thinking it was anything I turned around while saying... "how did you get behind me?" as i didnt walk past anyone... no one there... everyone stops... and i explain that i could feel someone walking behind me.... just for the record... we hadnt smoked by this point.... anyway.. everyone laughed saying i was going nuts... so we carry on walking and after maybe 5min we start to walk down a path that has white bark trees on either side... so it had a slight eiry feeling about it... then as we're walking im in coversation with two of my mates who were in front and Sam was at the front... anyway... i see person standing on the side of the path in what looked like a black hoodie with his head down.. but facing the direction we were walking.. if that makes sense!?... as if he was taking a piss but not facing the woods... i didnt pay any attention... i thought Sam who was at the front had stopped to take a piss... we carry on walking then Sam says something..... it took me a few seconds to realise... But I started freaking out a little... and told everyone I had literally just seen someone standing on the side of the path.. it wasnt as if i had seen him far away... i had actually made an effort not to bump into this person..... Im not usually a person to be freaked out by shit but this was real... there was no doubt what i had seen. My mates took it serious and we quickly moved on and found a clearing in the woods.... but us being us we carried on and blazed a few J's.... after a while we got off the subject of whaty i had seen and started having a joke about and started doing Dizzy Races... you know the ones... where you look up at the stars... spin round and then run towards a finish line... so.... we took it in turns... me and sam were stoop blazing.... and my other tow mates started spinning... Then literally... one of them... who we call Beefy (the guy who had been in the Army... suddenly stopped spinning and literally let out a little "ahhhh" and done what i can only describe as a scarper.... like... when someone is kinda running sideways but along the ground almost.. know what i mean?? but yeh... basically... none of us had seen him that scared of anything... after running a few metres we stops and we all start laughing at him... and all he says is... "I thought i saw someone man".... and for the rest of the night he never really says much else. We all decide its a bit to much and we head back.... along the way we are walking down a path and from no where we all hear what we thought was someone screaming.... was blatantly a fox... but we all stopped anyway... then maybe 10 seconds or so after we stop..... 'PING'.. 'TSSHH'.... someone had flicked a coin... like... you know the sound when you put a coin on your thumb and flick it and it lands on the floor... but on a concrete floor... well... that sound.... thats exactly what we all heard.... no considering we were all in a forest... thats pretty fukin weird. Anyway... by this time... we were all pretty freaked out... and made to the car as quick as we could... luckilly... nothing else happened and we got back to car.... lit a J.... and headed home.... Beefy.... didnt sya more than a few words the whole trip... even though we were all in full convo about what had just happened....

    it goes down as one of the scariest experiences iver ever had.
     
  7. hyperd4eva

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    I used to work for an IT company, we had a contract in the Orkney Islands. this place is a proper old victorian island. anyway the building we were working in was an old mansion for the council. me and my boss stayed late one night to finish the work we were doing.. he had been there before and said hes seen ghosts and shit. He was an army boy like Rocks mate and I believed him. Anyway hes left the room to go get a cable or some shit. As he left i heard footsteps outside the door on the wooden flooring and could smell cigars. that is a distinctive smell. Weird as no one else was there and neither of us smoked!

    but anyway as we were leaving he said to me whatever you do dont look back towards the mansion house - i thought he was taking the piss. turned around to look and the top window light came on! no shit either! that was weird.. but also really intreaged me.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    oh to be young again. the thought of me gambling away my younguns future, i just couldnt do it. but the casino down redlight got the loosest slots. and the biggest pay outs. and the best meth and whatnot.
     
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    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    karlos... how are we chap
     
  10. RocksteadyUK

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    Nuts!! fuck that shit!!


    You just reminded me of another one actually.... The same guy Beefy... We were all at his mums place one evening. His living room was in an extension at the back of the house... we were watching footy... adn after it had finished I went on the computer which was in his dining room.... so... to get into his living room... you went from the hall way through a door to his dining room.... and then down 2 steps in his living room... get it!?? anyway.... the computer was at the top of the two steps... and my mate Ben was sat on the sofe which was at a right angle to the stairs talking to me... while we were talking i see his eyes look over my shoulder.. so i turn around to what it was and there was nothing... so i turn back and ask ben what he saw... he said... nothing it was just beefys sister.... anyway carry on the convo..... i then suddently realise... that beefys sister was on holiday with his parents.... WHAT THE FUCK!!?? Ben went to check the kitchen... the direction what he saw was going... NOTHING!!

    Beefy later said that his mum was for some reason convinced the house was haunted by a little girl but had never seen or heard anything. None of us knew this before this happened.





    Anyway... witch story.. not for the faint hearted as its about hunting.... and any animal lovers probably wouldnt be too happy.. but fuck you lot...

    Well.. some of you may know... i was born in Zimbabwe... and wehn i was 16 my mum sent me to live with my Uncle for 3 months who owned a huge Tobacco farm at the time. So basically... his farm was HUGE!! literally... absolutly massive... two lakes a river, a dam... a small mountain... insane... but yeh... My great great grandad had built a pretty big town for all of the workers to live in with a school... running fresh water toilets the whole shabangalang... the farm had been in the family since goodness knows when so the town is very settled etc. So.... he decides he wants to take me hunting as he goes out every month but before he goes out he usually goes to the towns witch doctor to get their blessing... so... we go to this little mud built hut about 100 metres from the town where the witch doctor lives with hsi wives... we go in... and sit down with him and my uncle birsts into some crazy ass language (Ndebele).... well we sit there for a while and he blesses us and then takes two ants... they call them Matabele Ants.. basically.. big fuck black ants with a head bigger than the rest of their body... they are one of the only types of ants that go around on their own... anyway... this witchdoctor comes over and gets this ant to bite into my arm... then breask the body off.... fukin hurt!! so i try to take it out.. but he slaps my hand and my uncle tells me to leave it. anyway...... we leave and my uncle explains to me what the withc doctor said..... at some point tonight we will find a big animal with one eye... it will be cold and these ant heads will fall off.

    So we get in the jeep and go hunting.... we kills a few things.... Klipspringer... waterbuck... a warthog and a wild dog... so.... after a while we can here cats around us... so we carry on going and they follow us..... so he puts on flood lights that light up the area around the jeep..... and we carry on... we get to an opening and at the other end is a huge Kudu... they are bigger than horse.... so we switch of the flood lights and turn on the search light... when you shine a light at an animals eyes they reflect yellow... well this one refelcted one eye yellow the other red..... my uncle picks up the rifle and give it to me to take the shot..... miss.... the thing runs off.... anyway.. we forget about it and carry on with the hunt..... kill a few more deer.... and then my little cousin suddenly complains of a headache.... and goes into the cab of the jeep... leaving my and my uncle.... we drive down a drit road with a clearing on our left and the woods on our right.... we search the clearing as its the easiest place to find stuff.... but im controlling one of the search lights and search into the woods... and see something... we carry on driving.... it suddenly gets reaaaallly cold... so much that you can see your breathe..... as we turn to the right... the same Kudu us standing there... maybe 400-500 metres away.... one red eye one yellow.... anyway.... This time both me and my uncle load the rifles and decide to both take a shot... so after three... we shoot... we hit it..... it runs... and we speed off to follow it..... I re-load and being a 16 year old cadet.... think i can take a moving shot at it.... BANG.... by pure luck i hit it again... this time at the base of its neck... so it drops... anyway.... long story short.... it stays down... we get overt there but its still alive... and my uncle tells me I have to kill it as i shot it first.... had to slit its throat... pretty fukin grim.. but hey...... anwya... decide to head back.... get to the village.... and the witch doctor had sketched a little drawing of the animal we were going to kill...... the same one... same amount of twists in its horns... same yellow and red eye.... same marking on its nose.... FUKIN WEIRD!!!! what we didnt notice was the ants heads falling off.....

    So yeh... fukin weird shit man!
     
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    I had this weird altercation once, I will never forget it. Went to my nans house down in Cornwall over Christmas. In her kitchen is this walk in cupboard under the stairs which no matter how you lock it, it would always be open in the morning. We used to put stuff in front of it and come down in the morning and it's ajar with the stuff moved.

    Anyway...it was the day after boxing day and me and my nan are sitting round the table having a glass of wine or five and the conversations flowing, everyone else has gone to bed. All of a sudden my man stops a says 'can I help you?'. I turn round and see this elderly woman, I just assume its one of my nans friends. I look back to my nan, and she's got this strange smile on her face. Turn back to this women and my heart sank. There was no one there. My nan proceeded to tell me in a calm way that she sees her all the time. Apparently she has looked into it and many years ago this woman committed suicide under the stairs in her kitchen as she lost her husband at sea. She has had an exorcist round and shit. Before this incident I was a massive sceptic but now...

    Funny though how most most the stories so far have involved us being intoxicated to some degree.
     
  13. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    i have seen a ghost before. it was very scary.
     
  14. elmaruk

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    I have quite an interesting one. It was when I was very young, about 11 although and my parents hadn't told me what was going on at the time, which kind freaks me out about the things I experienced as I didn't have any ideas about it floating round my head.

    Anyways, we used to live In a very large and old house, Victorian I believe. It had about and acre of land surrounding It all together and built on top of a Roman area. We bought It in a fairly derelict state with the intention to develop it. It's a three story building with a very large attic covering the entirety of it. I guess because it was so old then that could explain some of the creaky "ghostly" noises but anyways, here is some of the weird shit that happened;

    The only thing I ever experienced was when I was on my landing, looking into my bedroom from the corridor, as I walked out of my room, for some reason I turned round and saw some kind of figure stood in my room, i couldn't make out what it was and thought nothing of it until we moved out and my parent told me some of the tings that went down.

    One time, my mum and dad were down in the living room, during the day, and the living room is directly below my bedroom. Anyways, whilst watching TV they heard movement coming from my room (which may tie in with what i saw). It wasn't just creaking, it was actual movement, like someone walking around quite loudly, apparently my mum said to my dad "it must be aid" and in reply my dad said "but he's out" or something along those lines, so they had a look and of course, nothing there.

    My older brother would often be woken up in the night to a really pressured feeling on his chest, as if someone was sitting on him. At first nothing was really thought of it but eventually it became quite disturbing for him. My mum said that his room always had a weird kind of vibe about too. He eventually moved rooms i think.

    Things would go missing in the house quite often, prime example, my younger sisters milk bottle disappeared for about a week, after a week it was back in the same spot again.

    Once my mum heard someone walk in through the back door which led into the kitchen, open cupboards, get out a plate and put it on the counter. Of course, she thought it was my brother back from work getting something to eat so she went out to the kitchen to say hello. Strangely enough, no-one there, no plates on the counter and both doors were locked.

    Before we moved out of the house strange marks started to appear on our carpets (which were new and recently fitted for the move). They were lines, all looked the same, about inch in length and 5mm in width, all looked like burn marks and were spontaneous, in random places. First thoughts was it was our hoover, getting old with time, so we got the tech guy to come around and have a look at the hoover. He said he had never seen anything like it before in his 15 years of service, ever. There was nothing indicating the hoover would do it but we changed the components anyway. After doing so we thought it had stopped, however no. But it became even stranger, the marks started appearing on our stairs, in which we would use a different attachment to hoover....wierdddd. We did have a dog, which could have been it but all the marks were exactly the same and so it was unlikely the dog was clawing it, he was a very tame dog anyways and wouldn't do that.

    And finally, the most "paranormal" experience happened when we had moved out of the house. We had a dog, Sable in color, which is quite a rare color coat for the breed of dog and being from a reasonably small town there wasn't really any others like it. Anyway, Kane (the dog) loved living where were and was fairly unhappy to have to move out, probably because there was a nice amount of land for him to do his business in. About a month after we moved out of the house Kane, unfortunately died. Then somewhere down the line my mum called the people who bought the house off us to see if everything was all cool. They were very happy with the place but they made a remark which made my mums hairs stand on end - "We saw your dog in the garden the other day, we went out to get him but he wasn't there"...Of course, the new householders knew nothing of what was going on so being that Kane died this was very strange. I guess it would be cool to see if they had experienced any strange shit x amount of years down the line.

    So yeah, that's all I've ever known. I don't really "believe" in this kinda thing but there was some happenings in the that place which just can't be explained. And it just seems cliche i know, big, old Victorian house. I think you can only let that kinda thing into your life if you really believe it.

    Hope you enjoyed the read.
     
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    raahhh

    I must say... the first part of my story... none of us had smoked or anything... only from when we got to the clearing did we smoke.



    but yeh most of the time thats the case! its either we're just seeing shit... or being intoxicated opens you up to seeing this sort of shit.

    either way its fukin nuts...



    oh.... and Ouija boards work... FACT!!!... me and Sammy_Dodger done one with a few mates at his house... which was built 200 years ago or something..... and researched what the spirit said... and pow... straight up facts! no lie.... coudl have been a coincidence.... but to the extent it gave them to us... it wouldnt have been an easy thing to remember.
     
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    Some great stories in here.

    I've never actually seen anything, but I've had a couple of experiences...


    My house is an old Victorian semi-detatched, very popular in SE London and London in general. When I have mates round when the rents are away, bods normally mull about in the kitchen/conservatory - which is directly below the bathroom. Anywho, it was a few years ago and during Summer. Had a few mates round for a chill but it ended up being a boozey night. People dropped off as the night went on, it's now 3am, and it's just me and one mate talkin bollox in the kitchen. Whilst the banter was in full flow, we both heard the bathroom door above being wrenched open, and someone thumping across the bathroom. The movement actually caused the lights on the kitchen ceiling to sway from side-to-side....

    So. It's Summer...and there's me thinking most, if not all, of my windows are open, so we both thought some little tea-leaf had just climbed into one of the windows upstairs. So, as you do when you're pissed, we became stealth ninjas slowly creeping up the stairs to get to the 'back bedroom' which leads directly to the bathroom....as we get to the door....BANG - we both run in the back bedroom...nothing. We then peered into the bathroom...nothing. Completely searched the house..nothing.

    There's been other times as well
     
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    I had a few moments in my parents place. I used to live in the RREAAAALLLY (1700 or something) old row of houses in Nunhead that face the green... dont know if any of you know them!??
    Well... when we moved in the house had a really weird feel to it..... I used to go down stairs at night to get a drink or a little munch and feel very aware that something was watching me. Well.. one morning..... im trying my best to snoooze my way untill the very last second when my mum knocks on the door to ask me a question... anyway.... my dad goes to work at 5.30/6 in the morning... we're talking then we heard sopmeone walk 3 steps up the stairs and then 2 steps down and a louder thump as if someone had jumped from the second step to the floor. Same old... went to have a look... nothing....

    Well my mum is very christian and spoke to the priest/pastor or whatever you call them about it... and he explaines that before we moved in an old ladt lived there.... her grandson liked to visit her... and at some point he had fell down the stairs and cracked his head on the floor... killing him. He was only a young boy....

    So what we think is that we heard him playing on the stairs... weird.

    My mums since had the place blessed... and it no longer has that weird feeling about it.
     
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    A few days back i was walking home from a good night out on town, there's this streetlamp flickering down the road. I walk up to it and look at the great blue bolts of lightning that emerge with every flicker for a while because i thought it looked pretty menacing, and within seconds the fucker just goes "Ping!" and the light comes on properly, so obviously it was a spirit looking for attention, a little love and affection, someone who passed away without having brought anything meaning- or beautiful into the world, or possibly this is really all just The 6th Sense which would mean I'm actually Bruce Willis...
     
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    sounds like sleep paralysis to me fella.. common sign of it
     
  20. elmaruk

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    Yeah more that likely mate, a common and likely option. Still some strange stuff happened