Gherkins

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  1. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    My missus just saw joanna lumley on the news an asked me why she is pertitioning for gherkins. bwjhhahahahhahah

    i told her she loves them and wants them in more sandwiches and she jus nodded her head and went "i dont know why thats on the news though, why doesnt she just advertise for mc donalds"

    bless her blondeness, hahaaha..... just had to share that
     
  2. Nutek

    Nutek movement junglist

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    haha, fucking excellent!
     
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    justin_credible Lurker

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    fantastic. Have you put her out of her misery yet?
     
  4. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    no.

    and i never will. it makes her life more interesting thinking mad shit like this. thats the way i look at it.

    she think the chancellor of the exchequer is the checkoslovakian king
     
  5. Nutek

    Nutek movement junglist

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    BRILLIANT! more bro, more!
     
  6. Viperdnb

    Viperdnb On his way.

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    Nutek loves it mate. :lol:
     
  7. Nutek

    Nutek movement junglist

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    trust i'm cracking up, i love this kind of stuff :lol:
     
  8. DontLikeCops

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    hahaha birds do come out with funny shit.... and yeah tell us some more
     
  9. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    she once said " my sisters so laid back she's vertical"

    thats all i got
     
  10. Nutek

    Nutek movement junglist

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    this thread is making me miss my ex haha
     
  11. Lunos

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    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    Yeah & so do men. I love it when men generalise about women, it's actually hilarious.
     
  13. moriaty

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    back in your kitchen woman..

















































    ahahahah.! :D:teeth::D:teeth::D:teeth:
    god im so stressed with uni work, and u lot are gonna have to suffer all my vents.
     
  14. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    lol yes mate, sounds a lot like my mrs there!!
     
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    someones on the blob:D
     
  16. Rock*

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    Shut up you dickhead, you're a true abortion of a dnbforum'er. Just had a look through some of your posts and the thought of you sitting behind a keyboard makes me shudder. Know your place. And stop ending everything you say with an exclamation mark.

    That is all.
     
  17. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    ouch

    bwhahahahahaha
     
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    shut up you divvy cunt!!!!!exlamation mark!!!!!!!
     
  19. moriaty

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    ta fuck are you to be telling people to "know their place" ?
     
  20. Lunos

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    whats all teh beefs aboot???